Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 07, 2023

The only time ranch dressing is any good is when it has blue cheese in it.

Paria Maraskeva One time I was 22,844 feet tall.

Did the person who donated the snake ask for a receipt to fill out? Goodwill’s known for selling goods at discount prices so I wonder what the price tag was. I remember when someone donated a boat.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

They already made a Woolly Mammoth meatball.

Biotech groups can sometimes make some pretty dubious claims when it comes to their “goals” in order to get publicity, especially when it comes to cloning. I don’t think it’s inherently impossible to clone a mammoth, even with our existing technology, but it would be extremely difficult, time-consuming and expensive to even have a chance of getting it to work. I guess I’ll believe it when I see it.

I think the word you want to use concerning the mammoths is “cloning”, not “reincarnate”.

Looking forward to Cabbage and Kolbassa Ice Cream…….yummmmmm

“I’m tired of all these snakes in a clothes bin.”

That’s nothing. I know about an ice cream parlor in Maine whose flavors include buttered popcorn and peanut butter and banana.

How many cars did it take to carry her train?

That math seems wrong or those football fields must have extra long endfields.

They have been watching Jurassic Park.

They need not resurrect a large woolly creature; my ex is alive and well.

Take care, may bridal veil and train specialist Maurice “They’re Beautiful And I’m The Same You Savages!” Shawntahbord be with you, and gesundheit.

I like snakes, but I’d be pretty startled too, if one slithered out of a donation bin.

I wonder – does that company think that our mammoths aren’t woolly enough, or, that our woollys aren’t mammoth enough…?(https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/13/world/woolly-mammoth-resurrect-deextinction-scn/index.html)

Betting Colossal never saw Jurassic Park. Because, what could go wrong? Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

Shocked. That Fort Worth TX had a Goodwill bin.

I can see a “disaster movie” about cloned mammoths in our future!

Maria’s a screwball.

Hey Biotech, get in line. Cure for Cancer has a much better payback.

Maria – why?

I noticed the Albino Boa came up with a sling shot on its head …….. :)

My cousin is a (relatively) famous chef, he’s known especially for the mushrooms (which the mountais around his restaurant are rich of, both in number and variety) and years ago he came out with mushroom ice cream. And it’s actually pretty good.

And the bride needed a drone to see who was stepping on her train.

I wonder how many bridemaids had at her wedding!

Ranch dressing ice cream on your salad. What a concept!

why, just why?

Maria Paraskeva of Cyprus couldn’t walk alone, as the ground friction couldn’t be overcome by human pull. Or so it seems to me. I suppose sateen over polished hardwood floors, but then a 22,843-foot-long hall or church probably doesn’t exist.