Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 24, 2023

Manipulate them, wring them dry, and discard them.

(Or just electrocute them. Your choice.)

That depends if you know them in series or in parallel.

The Froglandia Bucket List?

Where did you ever get the notion that I trust anyone?!

Trust no one and no one will ever disappoint you….

Plug that in and turn on the juice!

Some you do some you don’t and some you just can’t tell.

Interrogation Rule Rule:

Name, Rank, and Serial Number.

Oscar Wilde: “One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.”

Me: “How old are you, Teresa?”

Looks like this group gets a charge every time they meet.

What excites them is the up the amps each meeting…aaaaacckk!

“Trust” is just a name on a bank.

Look for the union label. And UL tested mark, too!

https://www.nccih.nih.gov/health/magnets-for-pain-what-you-need-to-know

And always trust your government, no matter what they tell you.

All others pay cash.

And no, I’m not saying I trust in God, either.

I don’t trust people who don’t trust anyone. I recognize government as banana republic gangsters, but organized crime is easier to deal with than random thugs. Let the lizard overlords think they control something. Trust them to show their claws if you look edible. Try not to look edible.

There’s a 3rd reason not to trust:

People know you know they don’t know and care not, but you already knew that …!

Even Ronald Reagan said something true occasionally. Trust but verify actually makes sense.

Looks like a meeting of the Current Affairs Desk of the Froglandia Croaker, which carries all the news from all over and under Froglandia…

I trust others, no matter how many times I’ve been burned.

I’ll have to steel myself to be attracted to this conversation.

…that’s one thing I always liked about my old girlfriend, Kathleen…

…she didn’t ask a question she already knew the answer to…

…or one she didn’t…