Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 31, 2023

Sarah MacDonald’s

He’s the future Wendy’s sandwich.

The best way to go.

Bacon-ate-her? Ate her what?

Luckily it only goes after gals named Wendy.

Que Sarah Sarah.

We all have to go eventually. Slowly while eating bacon burgers sounds good to me.

“I’ll fill you with cholesterol until you finally go ERK!”

Come on! There is absotively, posilutely, NOTHING…

… that isn’t made better with bacon.

Thus, todays comic was made better with bacon.

If you’re concerned about your health, skip the bun.

It’s the bacon that will get you in the end!

I’ve concluded that I’m a weirdo: I don’t like pork and beef mixed, neither bacon nor ham on my burger; and please, don’t mix the sausage and ground beef.

I’ll be back! With curly fries.

Wendy’s will probably complain.

It didn’t eat’er, she ate the bacon!

If eating a bacon burger killed you right away, no one would eat them. #1 cause of death in America is heart attacks. Bacon should come with warning labels, just like cigarettes.

“Consume me if you don’t want to live.”

I’ll be bacon!!

“I forgot the extra cheese. I’ll be back.”

WHAT! Why no bacon on the bottom?

Very clever, and cute, thanks Dave…

Aaah-nold, thy name is bacon …!

Did you know that The Terminator once got a job in a spaghetti factory? At the end of each workday, he’d say “Pasta la vista, baby”!

Pleasurably.

Everything is better with bacon, except for vegetarianism.