You can’t get blood from a turnip, but then you can’t get it from carrots or tomatoes, either, and they have no use for blood. The joke would be better if they were in human form and carrying blood donation equipment.
Two carrots were walking downtown, deep in animated conversation and not paying careful attention to where they were going. They stepped into the street and were struck by a bus driven by a cabbage. The husband was closer to the bus and much more seriously injured. When his wife saw the tomato and zucchini who loaded him into the ambulance shaking their heads, she became even more worried. The police officer, a squash, who put her in his squad car and followed the ambulance to the hospital, tried to reassure her, but she was distraught. And, indeed, with some justification. At the ER, the doctor, a cucumber, gave her the bad news: “Ma’m, your husband will live, but I’m sorry to have to tell you that for the rest of his life he’ll be a vegetable.”
Ratkin about 1 year ago
You can’t get blood from a turnip, but then you can’t get it from carrots or tomatoes, either, and they have no use for blood. The joke would be better if they were in human form and carrying blood donation equipment.
comixbomix about 1 year ago
They’ll be able to root him out.
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
I’m sure he’ll turnip somewhere.
Fritzsch about 1 year ago
The one after that is a dead beet.
ꜝ about 1 year ago
a phlebotomist’s worst nightmare
kgs about 1 year ago
I could of had a " V-8 "…
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Obviously trying to beet his payment.
cornshell about 1 year ago
He’ll just put his head in the sand.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
Why does he carrot all?
oakie817 about 1 year ago
oh you can’t beet this one
Gina Carson about 1 year ago
Lettuce pray.
uniquename about 1 year ago
Isn’t broc-coli a disease? If not, it should be…
JudyAz about 1 year ago
When in Rome, do as the romaines do.
T... about 1 year ago
Help, don’t get it :( …
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
Two carrots were walking downtown, deep in animated conversation and not paying careful attention to where they were going. They stepped into the street and were struck by a bus driven by a cabbage. The husband was closer to the bus and much more seriously injured. When his wife saw the tomato and zucchini who loaded him into the ambulance shaking their heads, she became even more worried. The police officer, a squash, who put her in his squad car and followed the ambulance to the hospital, tried to reassure her, but she was distraught. And, indeed, with some justification. At the ER, the doctor, a cucumber, gave her the bad news: “Ma’m, your husband will live, but I’m sorry to have to tell you that for the rest of his life he’ll be a vegetable.”
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“I’ve got to take a Leek.”
“Yeah, he’s after the Turnip…”
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The Brooklyn Accent about 1 year ago
What a bunch of saps.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
They tried collecting from the sweet potato but found out it was a yam…he was a debt ringer.
David_the_CAD about 1 year ago
You won’t be able to get blood, but you should be able to get some lettuce.
InTraining about 1 year ago
too late… but you can still get some Turnip Soup at the Frank and Ernest Deli….!
braindead Premium Member about 1 year ago
Let’s hope the turnip isn’t stoned.
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 year ago
Do you carrot all that the ‘hair’ is on the wrong end?
kcgtsv about 1 year ago
…says the fruit.
TracyKlujian about 1 year ago
What’s the joke?
adrianrune about 1 year ago
Probably funnier, IMO, if the briefcase said “Blood Drive.”