Living in Iowa
I thought “life on the couch” while dating was the hot and heavy thing. Have things changed that much since my youth?
Sounds like the material I use to research and coordinate for assistant attorney generals I helped at my government job. I’m not an attorney. Not even a legal clerk. Just very good at research.
I was merely joking about flinging/dropping “critters” out an open window. I don’t believe in abusing animals (or children), but there are times I can understand why someone would want to.
I’ve asked these questions before, and never got answers. What floor is Rob’s apartment on? Don’t his windows open? Is an underhanded fling of something (creature) out a window more effective than simply dropping it down the side of the building?
When and where was it established Calvin’s dad is a lawyer? He’s just been shown as working at a desk as far as I recall.
Correct. Democrats add pork to all bills. While Republicans believe allowing the 1% to pork (its Midwest slang) everyone else just fine.
According to Hebrew legend cats originated on the Ark. Noah prayed to God for help in protecting the food on board from the rats. God made the lion sneeze and out popped the cat. (Which is why if I ever had a cat, I’d name it Mucus or Phlegm.)
Because they’ll just upset the Trumpers by telling the truth that Donnie will lower taxes on the rich and f**k over the working class. The usual GOP (Group of Pricks) tactic.
“My gut” referring to his lower bowels, specifically the colon? Seems to be where he gets most of his “information”.