Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 10, 2023

My plan has more details: WIN MEGA MILLIONS

There’s a way to get money from the bank; it involves a gun and a getaway car.

too many people think that looking foolish on social media will make that happen…

Ive tried the same plan

Price of Ham and Bacon is up, good plan Pig

Is this part of the new confidence he has based on betting on himself from Wednesday?

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2023/03/08

“The best way to scare a tori, is to read and get rich”

Joe Biden’s plan for the future is to remember wake up tomorrow morning. Or not.

Today is Chuck Norris’s Birthday!!! How is Joe Biden like Chuck Norris? He’s not. At all. Well, except for being really old.

The devil, you say!

Actually, you just need to be rich enough.

Mired. Should have said mired.

Had a conference with my financial planner last night. Told him I won $40 on the lottery and my 401k is down $40,000 from its peak. Told him to move my funds to Mega Millions tickets.

My plan is to make tons and tons of animations until some guy from a studio discovers me.

Mine is to work two jobs in my retirement.

That vague of plan seldom works for anyone.

My plan is more modest: Don’t end up homeless (again)

If I had a million dollars I’d buy a green dress – but not a real green dress, that’s cruel!

Those details get you every time, it seems.

Pig could sell himself

“Details matter.” — Reacher

Easier said than done.

Pig can’t be bothered with h the little stuff.

In the land of winning the lottery, regardless of the many possible numbers, your odds of winning are not zero; unless you don’t play. I buy one ticket. One ticket that gives me a remote chance of winning without breaking my bank account. Also, it is cheaper than going to the movies and I can fantasize for a day or two about being wealthy and I think that that is fun and worth the $2

You need a CERTIFIED Financial Planner. You know, those salespeople who are told what to push by The Department of Financial Lords!

My plan to make my retirement a pleasant one was to move to Mexico. So far things are going very well!

That’s rich…

Big picture guy.

..True. One persevere the big vision, the details, in time solve themselves.

Don’t you have to steal all the underpants first?

Hey, that’s my plan too!

…still working on it…

If only it were that easy, Pig! Unfortunately, those “details” get in the way….

There is a big difference between a plan and a goal.

Most of the time it’s ‘spend your life getting rich and have no clue what to do with all the money when you’re old’.