Garfield by Jim Davis for March 17, 2023

You know the best thing to do on Friday?

Jon is not very bright, is he ?

Jon, where all romance goes to die.

St.Patrick’s day!

Do you know what’s not fun? Jon’s ill fated attempt to tell a joke because nobody laughs

Jon Arbuckle – the only man in the world who’s disappointed when a woman says, “YES”

You know what I’m going to say?

what’s the opposite of YES?

https://youtu.be/3Z0QUygjr2w

Jim Trott ғʀᴏᴍ The Vicar of Dibley

Hit the road Jon and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, hit the road Jon and don’t you come back no more.

Excerpt from Ray Charles awesome song – Hit The Road Jack:

https://youtu.be/-aUMOgjX-nw

I love that song.

Is that a rhetorical question?

you are kinda right Jon – an awkward pause can be funny for the audience.

Forget it, Jon. Conversation is not your thing.

Sometimes saying “No.” is the way to go. … like if I ask "Do you want to know what I think?

You know how to open conversation by actually just begging for attention?

If they are still doing “Garfield minus Garfield”, today’s strip would be an excellent choice to do!

Same thing happens to me. I’m not very good at making a conversation.

yeah, it’s called Jon…

Don’t leave us hanging. What is fun?

I wonder what Jon’s going to say to stop the conversation.

Whatever Jon thinks is “fun” is “remarkably pointless” to the rest of the world.

Jon needs to work on his conversation skills clearly

This is a bit like the original non-relationship between Liz and Jon. See today’s Garfield Classics.

Please explain what is Jon’s view of FUN ? Does he even know what the meaning of the word FUN?

what ?

What fun is messing with Jon’s mind.

Ever thought of taking speech therapy, Jon?

Well what did he expect Liz to say? “No, I do not know what is fun.”?

Liz and Jon have such great chemistry, don’t they? snortle…snortle…

Blubber lips spoils Jon’s evening again…

The door was opened for you to ask the next question……

“Yes” worked well that time a woman got on the bus and paused at the first seated person—me—to ask, “Have you been saved?” My “Yes” started what turned out to be a fascinating conversation with her, which lasted until the bus reached her stop. Plus, it “saved” everyone else on the bus. :-)

It’s you, Jon.

it’s like the pink panther “do you have the time?” joke