Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 21, 2023

Your students don’t last very long do they Ralph ?

My driving instructor would say tell people what you’re doing when telling me to signal; and I had thought about it many times; but I never said, “I’m turning right or left.” But I did make a comment when someone else was in the car one day because she asked what kind of car it was that I was taking the driving lesson in, and I said the kind you drive.

That student squirrel is going to make quite a mess when he gets hit.

With the student crossing on the corner, well… it’s on the six o’clock news.

But she’s signalling a left turn?!?!?

The student squirrel is too late to test the student driver in the car.

He should still be able to distract the student dog. (“Squirrel!”)

STUDENT ARMADILLO – when you get to middle of the ro……………………………………….

Cute one, Dave!

Reality, especially squirrels

Squirrels like to live dangerously.

So that’s what they tell their kids!

You can never hit a crow, because the lookout crow says “Caw, caw, caw!”.

Caution: Student Driver and Screaming Parent.

Why did the squirrel cross the road?……………………………………..It didn’t.

To student chicken, “Never mind WHY you need to get to the other side.”

Mama squirrel to baby squirrel, “Run both ways when crossing the street”.

The running of the bulls_ _t …!

I’d go with the squirrel, for a fun time.

Teacher to student cat: “When you get to the corner, ignore everything”…

Ralph obviously knows the drill.

My driving instructor (1960) ran his class like a Marine drill sergeant. But we sure learned something and never forgot it. Or him.

Squirrel modes (2): anxious and dead.