Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 11, 2023

She doesn’t believe in sax and violins.

Aww!

She doesn’t want anyone fiddling with her.

Very saxy photo.

Maybe you should see about the violin instead.

She looks like an alto. One of those sexy, husky-voiced women like Lauren Bacall.

phone sax

Cat fishing for cat gut?

She’s looking forsomeone who is horn-y.

Maybe she’ll let you check out her pads. Maybe she’ll let you use one of her keys. If you reed her mouthpiece, she might let you try her out and put your lips to it.

She has a lot of brass

Why not a 1988 Poison song called “Nothing But a Good Time”?

Besides, strings like foursomes.

“Reedy for a good time? Come by and check out my brass. I assure you, I’m not flat, and if you’re not too sharp, we can make beautiful music together. Give me a try and I will blow your mind.”

A girl who knows how to blow her own horn.

aw…that blows

…and on that note, I’m outta heeeerrre!

You can tell by his reaction he’s not interested in slutsophones.

For the best sax she should give in to her bass instincts.

Actually, she’s looking for a percussionist. She favors sax and drums and rocknroll.

She’s got a lot of brass. I’ll give her that.

You probably should look for someone you can fiddle with.

She don’t like fiddling around…

she’ll just end up plucking with him…