Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 19, 2023

You can get the same mark from being pecked by an emu. I see she’s wearing the recommended protective goggles.

That was her navel before the facelift.

Illegal use of a ball peen hammer

3rd eye training.

I thought I’d never see, a dimple as lameful as thee.

Cyclops are more than a simple dimple.

Pretty sure that’s a head injury

…a sign of alien abduction…

…an enhancement…

…for vanity reasons…

…the aliens used to call it a Knocker…

…now, they call it, a Doorbell…

…to push it is supposed to be very naughty…

… FAX naughty…

…um…

…my eyes are down here…

…in other news…

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The Hindus are way ahead of everybody else on these.

Having a puckered peckered head is nothing to crow about.

Her frontal lobe has been damaged forever! From what monstrous creature did this occur⁉️

All the emotional feelings have gone and turned her into a detached, stone cold robot of a human‼️

It is said, if she bears children, they will be just like her, without the trauma‼️

Scientific studies came to an abrupt end, rendering it an incomplete report! They’re baffled and have closed the case‼️

The mark is a get out of jail free card. Birth mark of the Parker Brothers.

Most noticeable when she smiles,

which isn’t very often …!

Caw Caw

See a bubble you.

Singer-songwriter David Crosby dead at age 81

A slight “imperfection” all the birds are sure to pick at.

Love you a bushel and a peck.

But, syllogistically, not every genetic masterpiece has a forehead dimple.

Or course, for the truly jealous, forehead dimples can be artificially induced, such as by use of the aforementioned rogue ball peen hammer (caution: side effects including death can accompany hammertime)….

Kirk Douglas had a cleft chin. What a combo it would have been if he had a forehead dimple, too.