Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 12, 2023

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    sparklite  over 1 year ago

    This strip is the pits.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    The Ents are going to have something to say about this (L.O.T.R.)

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If they have a relay race with those, it would be an arms race. The situation could snowball out of control and start a new cold war.

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    Alabama Al  over 1 year ago

    If they show hostility, we’ll freeze their assets.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh groooooooan.

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    StephenRice  over 1 year ago

    They should go to Stark Industries for an upgrade.

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    Ratkin  over 1 year ago

    The purchasing agent is from the military branch.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    They are making sure they get all the right arms here.

    They don’t want any of the right arms to be left.

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    AB9SS  over 1 year ago

    RIIIIIMMMM-SHOT!

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    Sanspareil  over 1 year ago

    I would assume also their nose supplier!

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  over 1 year ago

    Maybe Earth should set up a "branch office’ closer to the snow pplanet???

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The snowpeople use them in their races.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Yep, just decided I’m going to laugh.

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    gantech  over 1 year ago

    Ooooff….

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    BeeKay  over 1 year ago

    I collected some arms for them in my yard just this morning.

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    freewaydog  over 1 year ago

    HA! I see what you did there,…

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    Nuliajuk  over 1 year ago

    I’ve got a big pair of secataurs in the garage – I could become an arms dealer.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    this chilled me

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    When they come to a fork in the road… they take it.

    (≖_ʖ ≖)

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    If I gave them a log for an arm, would it look like steroid abuse?

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Apparently, their planet is above the Galactic Tree Line. :)

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    Bill The Nuke  over 1 year ago

    Great Dad Joke!

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    David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose  over 1 year ago

    Makes perfect sense to me.

    (Makes me wonder about me, though.)

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 1 year ago

    I had to think about the joke, but I finally twigged it.

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    On the Snow Planet, only Law Enforcement is allowed to own Long Arms.

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