Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 11, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Doll: “How will they know you’re a ventriloquist without me?”

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    profbob  over 1 year ago

    Jeff Dunham, is that you?

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    “You’re nuthin’ without me either.”

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Without me on your lap, nobody cares if you talk without moving your lips!

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    I wonder what brought this rant up!

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode where the dummy takes over. This one, I believe.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dummy

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    mountainclimber  over 1 year ago

    “The Dummy” is an episode of The Twilight Zone starring Cliff Robertson as a ventriloquist.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Shut up! Or I’ll report you for always having you hand where it doesn’t belong‼️

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Get that finger out of my face! Oh, wait, the other option is worse.

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    gigagrouch  over 1 year ago

    Some people find clowns to be creepy. They never really bothered me.

    Ventriloquists, however…

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    This probably is a real conversation someone’s had.

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The little know sideline of James Cagney, he and his ventriloquist dummy Tommy Powers, before he got his big break.

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He must be really feeling like a big strong man to be berating a doll.

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    William Robbins Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ok, aside from the sometimes-great jokes, just the workload of producing this quality art daily is impressive. Not to mention the ones in New Yorker. d :)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    “Oh yeah, well, speak for yourself!!”

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    Ken Norris Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When I see one blow smoke while the dummy talks, I’ll be impressed…

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    JudithStocker  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of Paul Winchell and Jerry Mahoney, a ventriloquist act back in 1960s usually on Ed Sullivan’s Program.

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    dawgznkatz  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of an episode of Twilight Zone (?) where the puppet is actually the one who runs the act.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Horror story trope begins.

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    buflogal!  over 1 year ago

    Great picture. Nice change.

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    Rich Douglas  over 1 year ago

    Is the doll’s name “Willie”? Rod, is that you?

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Sez who?

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    spaced man spliff  over 1 year ago

    Saw Terry Fator a few years back in Vegas. Now THERE’S a ventriloquist, and he ain’t no dummy!

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    The dummy in this one reminds me of a Danny O’Day dummy I had more years ago than I care to admit I’ve been alive.

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There’s also the character The Ventriloquist, from Batman’s rogues gallery. See:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventriloquist_(character)

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Chuck you, Farley!

    (If I ever have to change my name, I’m changing it to Charles Ulysses Farley. I’ll go by Chuck…)

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