Mike Luckovich for December 16, 2022

How can we resist?

He’s offloading journalists accounts who have slighted him. What a weakling that he can’t take criticism.

He seems to be heading down Trump’s emotional path.

How long before he become Elon the felon?

So much for that “Free Speech”.

Your NUTS elon, get Psychiatric help before you loose it!

His horrendous monkey torture lab is being investigated for animal cruelty. He said human trials are only 6 months away. Let’s put some restraints on Mr. Genius before he kills someone.

The artist has captured his petulant scowl perfectly.

Muskrat is so ham-handed.

Post.news is looking quite promising.

Let’s all just stop using Twitter

In Elon’s twit world:

Free speech: What I want to hear.

Violations of terms of service: What I don’t want to hear.

Sounds like part of why Trump isn’t president. I liked job as a serious president, but not his bombastic persona and braggadocio.

A long time ago, in a city far far away, an aunt gave our girls one of those. They felt it was creepy. One night it got knocked off of its shelf, we thought by one if the cats, and in the morning it was in a dog’s mouth as a new favourite chew toy. That dog, and all the cats, got extra praise and treats for about a week. Time to find a cat and dog to do the same to Little Elmo.

So, ‘hate-speech’? FINE…criticism of Musk? Censored. Well, character will ‘out’.

Another day, another childish temper tantrum. If this were a Star Trek movie, its title would be The Wrath of Elon.

He’s working on getting his $44 billion worth. Too bad he’s running Twitter into the ground. Glad that I never downloaded it, so I don’t have to quit it.

He was my country’s ‘export’ to America – sorry …

I wouldn’t waste the energy. What a sad little twit.

I think Elon is losing elf esteem.

No longer a public forum. Now entering propaganda territory.

Just another nutty right wing fraud and loser.

Or I’ll wish you into the cornfield!

No gifts for those who dis the ego king.

Are all billionaires (even imaginary ones like Trump) right wing nutcases?

Vengeance terrible and sure. . . .

“Mock,mock, mock….”

Mock, mock, mock, mock…. and one more for the road…. MOCK

Sounds very much like a certain former president rotting away in Florida.

Mock, the position of his jet was dox half a dozen times, then some guy thought he was going to attack Musk and wound up attacking Musk’s kid. Sure you want to be against Musk on this one.

No one knows what happen like six so-called journalists doxed his location and a group with his two-year-old son was harassed. You sure you all are on the right side?

It’s a good thing he’s rich otherwise he’d just be an ordinary rectal cavity

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Elon the great defender of free speech kicked off everyone who pointed out his plane was still being tracked on Facebook.

PayPal founder Elon Musk is now selling flamethrowers and making millions from it

This promised solution is still a long time coming, but Musk is still making a lot of money with his project – with merch items. In December, Musk jokingly announced that the site would stock a flamethrower once 50,000 hats were sold. The number was quickly cracked and now the time has come.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeeUSFwgLrM/?taken-by=elonmusk

The flamethrower is perfect for the zombie apocalypse that is definitely coming. At the moment you can only pre-order the chic part. You can buy the flamethrower for 500 US dollars, the equivalent of about 401 euros. So at this price point, we can pretty much say Musk is going to make some serious bucks. Shipping is scheduled to start in the spring. Musk also promises a money-back guarantee on Twitter.

Elon Musk temporarily suspends Twitter Spaces after being confronted by banned journalistStory by Ariel Shapiro • 8h ago

He’s finally figured out that 44 billion was a bit high- like 40 billion bits.

That’s EGOn…

Elf on a Shelf…

Congrats Mike! You’ll be banned from Twitter.

Then Elon, when he saw that he was mocked, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and suspended all the journalists that were on Twitter.Matthew 2:16

So I guess he wouldn’t wear a mock turtleneck.