A clear case of antslaughter
Mass X acceleration= Uncle Fred going to the great anthill in the sky!
Is that the flag of the Ant Nation draped over the coffin?
How did the grape get up there in the first place?
“Hey! Watch this…”
The famous “Grapes of Wrath” arAN’T for sissies (or Sisyphusses in this case)
No drinking problem. Still got smashed.
He was a good sport.
Later that day, his nephew was sentenced to death by sun’s rays passing through a magnifying glass.
Death by Grape , That’s a new one .
No wonder my wine has a subtle ant flavour to it!
It’s one thing to carry it. It’s quite another to catch it (have it fall on you)
That diet was a bad idea.
Ants can lift 100 times their weight
So where is the Grape Ant when you need him?
Reference to Grape Ape:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_d583FHxPQ
The pound that broke the Formicid’s back?
Now we have Ant flavored grape jelly for our peanut butter sandwiches. Yip yip yip yip yip
When your uncle is an ant you have to be a bit more careful.
Where is the grape?
At the wake they drank the wine.
“Fred’s dead. Dead Fred’s head bled? Undead Fred ahead? Dread jughead Fred retread…”
“THANK you, Lil…”
Guess the grape should have had a warning label.
That must be a female grape, I don’t see any Grape Nuts® .
Very funny today. Rare.
D-ant D-ant D-ant. That’s all folks!
I’m pretty sure he went to ant heaven, where grape juice is flowing from the tap
101, one time too many.
Just a WEEEEE bit over the “An ant can lift 100 times it’s own weight” limit. Rest In Grape Juice.
An obvious sexual assault and grape. Someone call a social worker.
Yep, that 1 out of 100 is quite powerful, but our 1 out of 1000 even more so. In France’s Good Old Days, they’d meet Madam Guillotine.
C over 1 year ago
A clear case of antslaughter
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Mass X acceleration= Uncle Fred going to the great anthill in the sky!
profbob over 1 year ago
Is that the flag of the Ant Nation draped over the coffin?
Farside99 over 1 year ago
How did the grape get up there in the first place?
Qiset over 1 year ago
“Hey! Watch this…”
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
The famous “Grapes of Wrath” arAN’T for sissies (or Sisyphusses in this case)
Imagine over 1 year ago
No drinking problem. Still got smashed.
Imagine over 1 year ago
He was a good sport.
Darth_Walrus_1975 over 1 year ago
Later that day, his nephew was sentenced to death by sun’s rays passing through a magnifying glass.
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Death by Grape , That’s a new one .
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
No wonder my wine has a subtle ant flavour to it!
Doug K over 1 year ago
It’s one thing to carry it. It’s quite another to catch it (have it fall on you)
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 1 year ago
That diet was a bad idea.
bigkid72 over 1 year ago
Ants can lift 100 times their weight
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
So where is the Grape Ant when you need him?
Reference to Grape Ape:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_d583FHxPQ
JohnCL over 1 year ago
The pound that broke the Formicid’s back?
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
Now we have Ant flavored grape jelly for our peanut butter sandwiches. Yip yip yip yip yip
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
When your uncle is an ant you have to be a bit more careful.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
Where is the grape?
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
At the wake they drank the wine.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Fred’s dead. Dead Fred’s head bled? Undead Fred ahead? Dread jughead Fred retread…”
“THANK you, Lil…”
rshive over 1 year ago
Guess the grape should have had a warning label.
wirepunchr over 1 year ago
That must be a female grape, I don’t see any Grape Nuts® .
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Very funny today. Rare.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
D-ant D-ant D-ant. That’s all folks!
mindjob over 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure he went to ant heaven, where grape juice is flowing from the tap
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
101, one time too many.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
Just a WEEEEE bit over the “An ant can lift 100 times it’s own weight” limit. Rest In Grape Juice.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
An obvious sexual assault and grape. Someone call a social worker.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Yep, that 1 out of 100 is quite powerful, but our 1 out of 1000 even more so. In France’s Good Old Days, they’d meet Madam Guillotine.