Jane hates snakes not spiders
I thought she had a whole set of clubs.
Those poor ants need FB repellent
She’s no Miss Muffet.
Yeah it’s too bad he was born a spider instead of something cool like a snake.
So who screamed, her or the spider? My guess, the spider.
And the last thing that spider heard, was ‘Wham!’s’ “Whacked by Club Before You Go-Go (Go-Go, Go-Go, Go-Go” – 8 legs demand 6 more Go’s, ya knows?)
Ah, finally. Me was wondering where she be just yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vudA72hibg
For nocturnal spiders, does she use a night club?
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the fat broad’s wall.
Out came the club and turned it into paste.
Now the itsy bitsy spider is nothing more that waste.
Spider Lives Matter. So do Snake Lives Matter. Actually, ALL People’s Lives Matter no matter what some Haters would have you think. You know who you are.
The spider never knew what hit it.
I loathe spiders. The sneaky things can stay outside, but if it gets into the house, it’s a goner.
She changed her name but she hasn’t lost her delicate touch.
I don’t like spiders and snakes / And that ain’t what it takes to love me.
When she goes clubbing, something is going to die. Better it than me.
That club was so big it liquified the spider! Heebeejeebee juice! All with one wack job!
Geez, ya couldn’t have just taken it outside????
Just yesterday we had a snake covered with spiders. Jane is going to have a “smashing good time”!!!
So give him a nice Eulogy…
How does he know it’s not a snake?
One thing about ants is they always have a safe place to hide
Note that she bought the high-grade model.
It’s a good thing spiders don’t make mounds to live in. The only good spider is a dead spider. The same goes for snakes…
She used a 6-iron because a 7-iron wasn’t enough club.
Ever since visiting friends in Tahiti and seeing lizards crawling on the walls of their house, I no longer freak out about spiders
Me too…………
It ain’t easy being a spider.
Upside though is that it was a quick death….
May the mosquitos eat you alive, Jane….
Asharah over 1 year ago
Jane hates snakes not spiders
Ahuehuete over 1 year ago
I thought she had a whole set of clubs.
C over 1 year ago
Those poor ants need FB repellent
Doug K over 1 year ago
She’s no Miss Muffet.
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
Yeah it’s too bad he was born a spider instead of something cool like a snake.
RetVet24 over 1 year ago
So who screamed, her or the spider? My guess, the spider.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
And the last thing that spider heard, was ‘Wham!’s’ “Whacked by Club Before You Go-Go (Go-Go, Go-Go, Go-Go” – 8 legs demand 6 more Go’s, ya knows?)
Gent over 1 year ago
Ah, finally. Me was wondering where she be just yesterday.
dflak over 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vudA72hibg
gammaguy over 1 year ago
For nocturnal spiders, does she use a night club?
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the fat broad’s wall.
Out came the club and turned it into paste.
Now the itsy bitsy spider is nothing more that waste.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Spider Lives Matter. So do Snake Lives Matter. Actually, ALL People’s Lives Matter no matter what some Haters would have you think. You know who you are.
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
The spider never knew what hit it.
Just-me over 1 year ago
I loathe spiders. The sneaky things can stay outside, but if it gets into the house, it’s a goner.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
She changed her name but she hasn’t lost her delicate touch.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
I don’t like spiders and snakes / And that ain’t what it takes to love me.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
When she goes clubbing, something is going to die. Better it than me.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
That club was so big it liquified the spider! Heebeejeebee juice! All with one wack job!
1953Baby over 1 year ago
Geez, ya couldn’t have just taken it outside????
blakerl over 1 year ago
Just yesterday we had a snake covered with spiders. Jane is going to have a “smashing good time”!!!
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
So give him a nice Eulogy…
Tweet&Bleat over 1 year ago
How does he know it’s not a snake?
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
One thing about ants is they always have a safe place to hide
rshive over 1 year ago
Note that she bought the high-grade model.
paranormal over 1 year ago
It’s a good thing spiders don’t make mounds to live in. The only good spider is a dead spider. The same goes for snakes…
mfrasca over 1 year ago
She used a 6-iron because a 7-iron wasn’t enough club.
mindjob over 1 year ago
Ever since visiting friends in Tahiti and seeing lizards crawling on the walls of their house, I no longer freak out about spiders
WentHulk over 1 year ago
Me too…………
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
It ain’t easy being a spider.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Upside though is that it was a quick death….
AStarofDestiny over 1 year ago
May the mosquitos eat you alive, Jane….