“I know it’s not India, Captain, but we’re down to our last gallon of grog and we ran out of food a week ago. Please, let us stop and resupply before we die of thirst!”
Looking back and remembering when / We laughed and we chuckled, my friend / Now we squint and we peer / It’s so small, so unclear / Well, the pixels were shrimpy back then.
(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first Category: found, and once there, search for the America text string, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1985 (6/29/18) (October 5, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here (2 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the June 29, 2018, strip being its first use. The first URL pointed to in my comment there has been deleted. Since I couldn’t quickly locate a strip coloration image to post to WC, I used the museum’s different coloration image.
Solstice*1947 over 1 year ago
/// When Columbus’ crew heard the news
that they’d come to the end of their cruise,
they were too overjoyed.
Now his wrath they’d avoid;
there were natives there Chris could abuse.
rmremail over 1 year ago
The crew breaking down in tears, begging Captain Bligh to return to Tahiti and the hot, half-naked women there.
rmremail over 1 year ago
“I know it’s not India, Captain, but we’re down to our last gallon of grog and we ran out of food a week ago. Please, let us stop and resupply before we die of thirst!”
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
As they sighted land, Guillermo started to take off his clothes and make a mad dash for the beach.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
back when it was only just the “Like Boat”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Hey; that guy on the other ship claims that his crew have nicer beards!”
Tyge Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip…
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
So much for mask mandates. Get the penicillin.
Funny_Ha_Ha over 1 year ago
He thought they were at a Dunkin’ Donuts.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
This picture is hysterical. The crew mewling at the brave captains feet, not likely. This one doesn’t need a caption.
Ubintold over 1 year ago
What, they found a Starbucks that was still open?
jdculhane46 over 1 year ago
Of course you see land, we’re still in the harbor!
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
Maybe it was a Dollar General
Reader over 1 year ago
Ah, yes, I can smell the cinnamon on the breeze.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hey, I can see my house from here!
wincoach Premium Member over 1 year ago
No need to grovel men, I’m not special, you too can smell like this, here pass this bottle of Old Spice around.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Are we there yet? …….. How about now??
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Sir, please. After all, they’re the only ones who’ll let us bring our muskets in with us.”
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
“In fourteen hundred and ninety two/
Columbus sailed the ocean blue”/
Had they not seen a bird/
Though it may seem absurd/
He might well have been hanged by his crew.
Sovie Premium Member over 1 year ago
The image is still too big: if I squint hard enough, I can vaguely distinguish human figures. Come on, you can do better!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Johanna, daughter of Ferdinand and Isabella
Was married to Philip, a most Handsome fella.
Their marriage was rocky due to his escapades
With a whole bunch of her personal maids
But that was later on after Columbus returned
From his voyage through which his fame is earned.
.
Philip was known to the court as a most crafty sleaze
But because of good looks, the Queen he did please.
For Columbus’s voyage, to nix constipation
He con-vinced her to purchase stores of his medication.
It wasn’t bad stuff, and worked ‘gainst analgesia
Philip called it by his name and Milk of Magnesia.
.
But the the voyage was long and before it was done
The supply was used up, and bowel cramps had begun
What good would be mutiny, so far out at sea
And seawater flush was touchy, as you might agree.
When Land was sighted and with the skiffs they parted,
It took a few days before the sailors well fa-ted.
.
So, as the oil painting shows (but most won’t get the drift),
The sailors looked forward to get their bowels to shift.
Although the trip made no one wealthy right away
The sailors at last ate fruit and took the chance to play
With island girls whose amoral best did please
As each to each took time to swap disease.
epaphus8 over 1 year ago
“Okay, okay, we’ll stop at McDonald’s. But if we can’t get the ship up to the drive-though window, that’s on you.”
Indianapolis Smith over 1 year ago
“The Wellerman! Sugar and Tea and Rum! OH MY!”
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
“When I signed on to become a freebooter, I’d hoped that we’d get, you know, free boots.”
Tyge Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Where in hades is the omen report!”
rugeirn over 1 year ago
Looking back and remembering when / We laughed and we chuckled, my friend / Now we squint and we peer / It’s so small, so unclear / Well, the pixels were shrimpy back then.
mshaw Premium Member over 1 year ago
Christopher Columbus Discovers the Coast of America, 1854
mabrndt Premium Member over 1 year ago
Columbus Discovers the Shores of America:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Christian Ruben" site=commons.wikimedia.org
(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first Category: found, and once there, search for the America text string, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1985 (6/29/18) (October 5, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here (2 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the June 29, 2018, strip being its first use. The first URL pointed to in my comment there has been deleted. Since I couldn’t quickly locate a strip coloration image to post to WC, I used the museum’s different coloration image.
d1234dick Premium Member over 1 year ago
being with all man crew, the straight guys in the crew were verry thrilled, all two of them
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
steve’s caption demands too much suspension of disbelief – starbucks are everywhere…
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
For Friday:
It isn’t too hard to determine/
The name of this pestilent vermin/
It’s N. Bonaparte/
A nasty old ph@rrt…/
Though swaddled in acres of ermine..
Exasperated999 over 1 year ago
Budget cuts meant the original proposal for ‘Captain Pugwash’ had to be scaled back in production.