Pickles by Brian Crane for October 19, 2022

Yep that has to be it, Earl. Without question. It’s your dashing good looks.

Lucky for Edna that she wasn’t drinking a glass of milk when he said that.

Because men can retire but women can’t.

Nope, it is your sense of humor.

What does that leave ? Money or sex ? Or etc. ?

And your charming personality, Earl!

Dream on.

“Movie Star good looks” like Gabby Hayes?

That is cartoony looks.

Where HAS Brian Crane hidden the video cam in our house? That’s MY line! Although, I also mention Brad Pitt is jealous of me …

Movie star good looks, Earl? Are we talking about silent movies?

Yeah, not seein’ the love.

Yeah…….. I was thinking the same thing (insert eye roll)

He knew that’d earn a snort!

He’s the spitting image of Wilford Brimley.

Delusions are wonderful!

Earl used to be perfect, but now he is conceited. ;-D

Hello, my name is Wilfred Brimley, eat your Quaker Oatmeal.

Earl does have the movie star looks of Wilford Brimley.

The problem with men helping around the house is that their wives feel that the job should be done over instead of leaving it the way it was done.

What about her dishes, her clothes. This lady is really getting mean as she ages.

Nah, it’s your outstanding home handyman skills.

a movie star.. he’s not. but it’s true we see the fella a lot in “the pictures”

Opal is the biggest sarcastic sour puss I’ve ever known! ☺️

Whosedna

I get a similar short whenever I mention being down to my good looks and charming personality.

Yea, that must be it

Just visualize your wife naked under that house coat.

Perhaps Earl should take over laundry. Pleasing Opal may not be so easy. Especially if she does not want to be.

SHE LOVES YOU!

It’s the sex Earl.