I think I'm one of the few remaining rational and reasonable Republicans left.
No, “Thoughts and prayers” is for the aftermath of mass shootings.
The trick is simple … don’t go to rich fancy restaurants. Go to reasonable restaurants and get the “regular” wine. They are all made from grapes. The wine connoisseurs just try to justify their existence by trying to make you think that one wine is better than another. The best wine (for you) is the one that YOU like the best.
Signed … and I added a suggestion to rename 56th St, John McCain Lane, for a true patriot and American hero.
… and “persons likely to become a public charge” … like Donald Trump. With all his bankruptcies, et al he’s been living off the back and work of public taxpayers for years.
From Malcolm in the middle:Lois:Drink your milk.
Lois:Then chew it.
I’m not a huge chocolate fan … but why would that be bad? It actually sounds pretty good.
“At least he can be sure he’s the father… no other candidates” … that’s assuming that Dawn isn’t capable of asexual reproduction.
From Seinfeld episode “The Apology”:
ELAINE: Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh… that is not a good look for a man.
GEORGE: Why not? It’s a good look for a woman.
ELAINE: Well, the female body is a… work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it’s for gettin’ around, like a jeep.
Reminds me of a Steven Wright one-liner: “I bought some powdered water, but I didn’t know what to add.”
Please don’t feed the troll.