Ha, ha. You think the instagram influencers are gonna carve their achievements in stone? More likely they’ll have themselves cremated and let their Instagram accounts serve as memorials.
You know what’s sad? I saw “would’ve” on the stone, and had to think twice before I realized that was correct. I see too many people typing “would of” and it’s messed with my brain.
There’s such a vanity to tombstones. Their mere existence assumes that people will want to come visit your grave. Which they might; I’ve been known to visit a grave on occasion myself. But there’s such a permanence to them. I can’t conceive of anyone wanting to visit me after the youngest person who knew me well dies. I guess it would be different if I were some big historical figure.
Then there’s the business of writing your accomplishments on the stone, which is much much worse. (Though to be fair, I’m not sure it’s as common as media would have you think; in my own experience I can’t recall ever seeing a stone that said more than “Beloved Mother” or something like that.) Anyone who knows less about your life than can fit on the stone will have no interest in visiting your grave.
No, tombstones of the future are, as I shockingly discovered recently, already here. They aren’y about Facebook or Twitter account followers, their video screens so folks can view images of the dead when they were alive or view comments other visitors to the grave side made. Thankfully, their still extremely rare, but their creators are pushing them as the memorial markers of the future.
We have a lot of Jewish folks buried here as well, someone told me the stones are so close together as they are buried standing up! Volunteering there for many years I found the true answer,
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Most of them are bots.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Just because you have followers doesn’t mean you’re a leader.
C over 1 year ago
Social idiocy goes underground
Robin Harwood over 1 year ago
I’m not going to tell you how many instagram followers I have.
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
… could have had more, but got run over by a road rage driver as Bob walked directly into the vehicle path while phishing for more followers.
Road rage driver posted dashcam video of Bob as he realized he was about to be hit. Video went viral with 1,000,000 views in the first hour.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
no headstone, just a post with a geotag!
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Don’t you need a million followers to get paid? It is possible to buy followers from companies in Asia.
Gent over 1 year ago
Obviously Pig got lotsa followers on Instaham.
Croc Holliday over 1 year ago
No tombstones for me. Cemeteries are the second biggest waste of land space after golf carts. Incinerate my carcass when I check out.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
Can tombstones with QR codes be far behind?
iggyman over 1 year ago
No room for the Facebook ones, I guess!
zerotvus over 1 year ago
what are followers???
Liam Astle Premium Member over 1 year ago
And what are Bob Jones, Jr’s pronouns?
wrd2255 over 1 year ago
They had his funeral service via Zoom. A few of the Insta friends actually joined.
SALUDADOG over 1 year ago
What, no emojis?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
OMG! What’s happening to our society? Lame
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
I remember back when social media didn’t rule the world.
Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago
If that’s the nut who started the racist University, he wasn’t a philanthropist, but unfortunately would have way more followers.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ha, ha. You think the instagram influencers are gonna carve their achievements in stone? More likely they’ll have themselves cremated and let their Instagram accounts serve as memorials.
artegal over 1 year ago
I have grave concerns for our future.
diskus Premium Member over 1 year ago
Bob Jones, didnt put his phone down for 43 years
iggyman over 1 year ago
A person asked me how many people are dead in the cemetery? I told him all of them!
Batteries over 1 year ago
You know what’s sad? I saw “would’ve” on the stone, and had to think twice before I realized that was correct. I see too many people typing “would of” and it’s messed with my brain.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
I want my grave to have a St. Louis Cardinals logo on it…just like my grandfather’s.
W. Derek over 1 year ago
see there’s QR codes on tombstones now.. No words, just that
mindjob over 1 year ago
I once voted for Gray Davies
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
There’s such a vanity to tombstones. Their mere existence assumes that people will want to come visit your grave. Which they might; I’ve been known to visit a grave on occasion myself. But there’s such a permanence to them. I can’t conceive of anyone wanting to visit me after the youngest person who knew me well dies. I guess it would be different if I were some big historical figure.
Then there’s the business of writing your accomplishments on the stone, which is much much worse. (Though to be fair, I’m not sure it’s as common as media would have you think; in my own experience I can’t recall ever seeing a stone that said more than “Beloved Mother” or something like that.) Anyone who knows less about your life than can fit on the stone will have no interest in visiting your grave.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
In Los Angeles,yu can have great fun in cemetaries because every third grave is that of a famous person.
Al Jolson…boy,was HE modest!!
stamps over 1 year ago
Recycle me!
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
They didn’t count the bots.
knight1192a over 1 year ago
No, tombstones of the future are, as I shockingly discovered recently, already here. They aren’y about Facebook or Twitter account followers, their video screens so folks can view images of the dead when they were alive or view comments other visitors to the grave side made. Thankfully, their still extremely rare, but their creators are pushing them as the memorial markers of the future.
Pony99CA over 1 year ago
A boy walking with his mom through a cemetery saw a headstone that said, “Here lies Bob Jones, Jr., a lawyer and an honest man.”
He asked his mom why there were three people in there. :-)
iggyman over 1 year ago
We have a lot of Jewish folks buried here as well, someone told me the stones are so close together as they are buried standing up! Volunteering there for many years I found the true answer,
CheyonJunction over 1 year ago
This for real. Every creator mentions the “___ algorithm”
DonCoyote® over 1 year ago
I want my Family to drag my carcass out into the middle of the Jordan Valley, (Antrim County, Michigan), ….. and let me feed the Coyotes.
jth4510 over 1 year ago
One can make a strong case that social media has done irreparable damage to the U.S., and the world.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Leave the world better than you found it, I say.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Too nearly true to be so much a funny comic as an editorial comic….