Another good trick is to tighten his pants waist a little bit over time. When they get to a certain point, he will take notice and maybe try to diet a bit. Then, after he has done that for about 2 weeks, length that line about an inch.
Telling Earl it is 3:30 is pushing it, Opal. Let him have a tiny snack. I grab a cracker or something to drink, and that ties me oveer until meal timeAn hour either way, it much more believable.
This whole this arc does not make sense. If this is day two of having the clocks set back that means they likely would have gotten up and had breakfast and lunch late. So if he had lunch at 12 new time it is only 3.5 hours since he had lunch and should not be that hungry. They don’t have a radio/TV? Nelson coming over after school at 1?
C over 1 year ago
Manipulative and mean
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Earl should call 911 and report that someone stole the sun. It should be up in the sky and it isn’t.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
seems like Opal’s plan is working
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
Question everything, Earl. No one is giving it to you straight.
suv2000 over 1 year ago
WITCH
rasputin's horoscope over 1 year ago
Think Earl will figure it out by Friday? If not, I hear that intermittent fasting has health benefits…
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Another good trick is to tighten his pants waist a little bit over time. When they get to a certain point, he will take notice and maybe try to diet a bit. Then, after he has done that for about 2 weeks, length that line about an inch.
stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago
An Opalworm.
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
I’m guessing Earl doesn’t own a watch or a cellphone.
DavidWilliams1 over 1 year ago
Is their name Pickle and they’re the Pickles, or is their name Pickles and they’re the Pickleses?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s 7:30 somewhere.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Lucky you Earl, you can read an analog clock! Lots of folks can’t these days!
iggyman over 1 year ago
Actually it’s 25 after 3 Earl!
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Enjoy it while you can, Opal…eventually Earl will figure it out!
stairsteppublishing over 1 year ago
Telling Earl it is 3:30 is pushing it, Opal. Let him have a tiny snack. I grab a cracker or something to drink, and that ties me oveer until meal timeAn hour either way, it much more believable.
The Lone Panda & Tonto over 1 year ago
‘’Opal, I’m going for a little walk.‘’ Maybe get a couple of donuts, while I’m out.
Gen.Flashman over 1 year ago
This whole this arc does not make sense. If this is day two of having the clocks set back that means they likely would have gotten up and had breakfast and lunch late. So if he had lunch at 12 new time it is only 3.5 hours since he had lunch and should not be that hungry. They don’t have a radio/TV? Nelson coming over after school at 1?
Deezlebird over 1 year ago
I can’t eat late at night—if I do, I can’t sleep. Much past 8 and it’s like a rock in my stomach.
brick10 over 1 year ago
At least offer him a few carrot and celery sticks, or 6 almonds.
Snolep over 1 year ago
Isn’t mealtime pushed back for her too? Maybe she sneaks snacks.
mfrasca over 1 year ago
Taking a page from Gregory Anton.
1953Baby over 1 year ago
Geez, Earl, get in touch with Ralph Drabble and he’ll show you how to eat at any time and all the time. . .or you could visit Roz’s Treetop Diner. . .
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
She’s so “steely” ! Earl needs to fen for himself…that will foil her devious plan!
jango over 1 year ago
Tapeworm? Earl should ask Opal to deliver his stool sample to the doctor’s office
ANIMAL over 1 year ago
He needs to get rid of her……. AND the clocks – then hire a housekeeper who COOKS.!!!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago
Let’s all chip in (30 cents each) to buy Earl a watch.
bjminnis over 1 year ago
love science experiments
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Earl that’s why I set my clocks in the hse big guy
Jack Bell Premium Member over 1 year ago
Have a bowl of ice cream. That will hold you over.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yeah…something……….?
daleandkristen over 1 year ago
There are other time pieces around with the correct time. She changed only one!
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
Soon he will figure it out and get even. I still think he will get even in the middle of the night. I would.
hk Premium Member over 1 year ago
What a mean woman.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
He should wear a watch
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
Not a tapeworm, Earl. Just a wife who delights in messing with you.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
So he DOES have other input sources!!
zeexenon over 1 year ago
I would never ask my Sicilian wife (RIP) that question.
Stat_man99 over 1 year ago
Just like a wife.
kab2rb over 1 year ago
Must be nice to have normal body clock. Opal you need to fix Earl food. Too bad Earl cannot cook.
suelou over 1 year ago
…..and why is it starting to get dark so early???
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
Start using your wristwatch again, Earl. Maybe a pocket watch?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Thinking with your stomach, I see.
BWR over 1 year ago
3:30? My God, seniors eat dinner at 4, watch Matlock at 5 and are in bed by 6:15
sarc off