I say shortening them!! I have to do it for all the pants my husband gets! It seems the wider he gets, the more I have to shorten them… I don’t know why clothes makers think that bigger means longer… Most people get fatter, but not taller, and women clothes seem to think that just because you are larger around the waist, your legs and arms are longer!
We had a Myna that “Wolf” whistle when someone walked by, (he had been taught by a former owner) and our neighbors sister thought it was my husband whistling at her!
…..of the Jungle???