Why is it Nelson’s job to cover his food rather than Earl’s job to cover his mouth when he sneezes? Doesn’t he know to sneeze into his inner arm like the rest of us hopefully do?
Newton’s third law. He must have gone around observing a lot before declaring that one. Like, looking out the window, what is the reaction for a leaf falling?
My husband sneezes so violently that he tries to warn me when one is on the way. Pounds the table, stomps the floor…it’s a real hootenanny. And that’s BEFORE the sneeze!
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
Remember the Golden Book The Seven Sneezes?
KA7DRE Premium Member over 1 year ago
Someone get Earl a kleenex !
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Is Earl unable to turn towards the empty chair? He might fall differently.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
gesundheit, Earl
Mikey Jay over 1 year ago
My wife sneezes so loudly it is enough to wake the dead. I don’t have much volume when I sneeze. Not sure why we are so different.
kendavis09 over 1 year ago
NASA wants him to help launch rockets into space.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Darn allergies!
Tra1nman2 Premium Member over 1 year ago
A vivid demonstration by Earl of Newton’s third law of motion: for every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction.
Doug K over 1 year ago
When you sneeze, Earl, you need to cover your … back.
bookworm0812 over 1 year ago
Looks like I have some stiff competition!
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Earl is going to need more than a blessing after THAT sneeze.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
At least you can lie down and not have to worry about an ambulance (see yesterday’s Pickles)
Chris over 1 year ago
is he related to to my moms side of the family?
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Yo Ho, blow the man down. Sneeze into your elbow Earl. Keep your wife dry and set a good example for the lad.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, if you’re going to do something, do it with gusto
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
I sympathize with Earl. Seasonal allergies. In Autumn, I get the sneezies, with no warning.
ANIMAL over 1 year ago
HOLY CRAP…….. Is he ALRIGHT..?
assrdood over 1 year ago
Looks like I taught him well. Good job Grasshopper.
CrazyLady Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gross!!
Snolep over 1 year ago
Why is it Nelson’s job to cover his food rather than Earl’s job to cover his mouth when he sneezes? Doesn’t he know to sneeze into his inner arm like the rest of us hopefully do?
trainnut1956 over 1 year ago
Now we know why the walls are green
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
Repeated falls on the back of his head – that might explain a lot.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Jet propelled.
eced52 over 1 year ago
I have had some mind draining sneezes, but never one that hit me like a 45 caliber
kaycstamper over 1 year ago
That was my dad! I was sure one day he’d take the upstairs down with him!
e.groves over 1 year ago
Ah Choo and smoke too.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
That’s a sneeze from his toes….
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
I resemble that remark!
Mayor Snorkum over 1 year ago
I sneezed in my sleep last night. Strangest darned thing. First time in my life.
indysteve9 over 1 year ago
That could be me when I sneeze I really sneeze!
zarilla over 1 year ago
Newton’s third law. He must have gone around observing a lot before declaring that one. Like, looking out the window, what is the reaction for a leaf falling?
w16521 over 1 year ago
and it looks like he passes out after sneezing.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
“…and thus a new form of space propulsion was discovered, dear children.”
Diamond Lil over 1 year ago
Reminds me of a book I read to my kids…" ‘Stand Back’ Said the Elephant, ’I’m Going to Sneeze!’"
KEA over 1 year ago
What does he do… save up?
kab2rb over 1 year ago
This applies to me only difference, I turn away from the table and rapid sneeze.
daleandkristen over 1 year ago
Cover your mouth, Earl. Bury your face in your inside elbow!!!!!
dogday Premium Member over 1 year ago
My husband sneezes so violently that he tries to warn me when one is on the way. Pounds the table, stomps the floor…it’s a real hootenanny. And that’s BEFORE the sneeze!
StevePappas over 1 year ago
I’ve done that.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
I give that a eight.
buflogal! over 1 year ago
Looks like he needs concussion protocol
Oh no Not Again over 1 year ago
Just like my sneezes.