I worked as a dietary aide in a long term facility for seniors. One day a week I would receive the stock and put it away. One day I had someone helping me. Usually I worked alone. To make a long story short the plain brown box that the boneless pork chops came in was pretty much identical to the box that the paper napkins came in. One day I could smell a putrid odor where the paper products were stored. Upon checking out the source of the offending smell I discovered rotten pork chops! Apparently the other aide had made a mistake and thought that the box of pork chops were paper napkins. We had a very understanding and gracious supervisor. We did not get into trouble but were cautioned to make sure it did not happen again—and it did not.
I would make a lousy witness in a court of law. My photographic memory is non-existent. I can go shopping in a grocery store and forget what my wife was wearing, coat and all. Remember Miss Swan from SNL when the police asked her to describe a suspect and all she would say is, “He looked like a man.” Well, that is my speed! LOL
A nice cup of Joe, er. Jonas. :-)