I was just going to say that the dessert would not be free. You pay for everything one way or another. I have had some meals where the dessert was included—some good quality desserts and some that were lousy. One place I got a piece of apple pie that was so scrawny and the filling was more gelatin and very few apples.
A store clerk once told me that my fanny pack was a “fag bag”. Is that a common term? I have a camouflage Mossy Oak one that I sling over my shoulder. I can pack a lot of stuff in it. It is quite versatile.
Some have a sense of humor and some definitely do not and are offended at the drop of a hat! I like my conversations seasoned—I take everything I hear with a grain of salt. :-)
How are you with names? One night at a church social function I wanted to introduce my wife to this other fellow. I knew his name full well but much to my surprise I had a brain cramp and I could not think of his name for the life of me. I felt so bad and hated to have to ask him his name. It would have been so embarrassing. So I said, “I’ll let you two introduce yourselves—I need to go to the washroom” then I spun around the took off like a shot. I got out of that nice, I thought.
Splash all you want. If a neighbour thinks that it is a silly thing to do—tough taters!