Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 07, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    So, would Jason Snake Lover have two miles of his highest mountain poking out of the Marianas Trench’s surface?

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    monkeysky  almost 2 years ago

    Well no duh crocodiles can’t. Their mouths are way too long.

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    jmolay161  almost 2 years ago

    If Mt. Everest was actually sitting on the bottom of Challenger Deep, you wouldn’t be physically able to set your feet down on the top of of it, given the water pressure at that depth.

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    …Keep it going – Crocodiles can’t scratch their butts, can’t clap, can’t….

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    jmolay161  almost 2 years ago

    About that crocodile. Go ahead, stand in front of it and stick your own tongue out at it. Then you won’t be able to stick your tongue out again.

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    Spracy Traggins

    A person might be able to move Mt. Everest to the deepest part of the ocean because Jesus said if you have the faith of a mustard seed, you can tell the mountain to move; and it will move.

    May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

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    John Wiley Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

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    Jimmyk939  almost 2 years ago

    Just because they’re feral, doesn’t mean they have to be rude

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    The one who told me that if you cross a crocodile with an abalone you will have a crock of baloney stuck his tongue out. So there.

    Take care, may esteemed surgeon Dr. Pavhatmur “Many Years Ago As Interns In Mahatmavokia We Weren’t Sure If It Was The Kidney The Left Knee The Right Knee Or The Weenie But We Saved The Spare Parts For Later Inspection Although A Pasty Skinned Punk Band From Spleenpool England Did Claim A Lot Of It For Stage Props” Balflaptomord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    a crocodile stuck his tongue out at me once

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    Nala the Great  almost 2 years ago

    I remember a series of Peanut’s cartoons where Snoopy was pretending to be an alligator. In one, he bit his tongue! Linus told him “Real alligators don’t bite their own tongues!”>

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    artegal  almost 2 years ago

    I saw that Mt. Everest tidbit last week on Discovery Channel’s new show, “Tales from the Explorer’s Club.”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    P. J. Spraggins is my hero! Kudos!

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    poppacapsmokeblower  almost 2 years ago

    Fortunately I have never seen a crocodile’s tongue. Is it true for alligators too?

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    unlikemost2  almost 2 years ago

    Sorry I’m just hearing about the Spraggins story. That’s awesome. And he’s a pretty good jazz musician. We need more inspirational stories like that in today’s world.

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    Jogger2  almost 2 years ago

    The point on the surface of the Earth farthest from the center of the Earth is the peak of Mt. Chimborazo, in Ecuador. The point on the surface of the Earth is the Litke Deep, in the Arctic Ocean.

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    Does anybody else have the desire to go to the aquarium, stick your tongue out at the crocodiles and say “neener, neener, neener”?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 2 years ago

    Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore and grants them three wishes…The first friend says “I wish I could catch a huge marlin”

    The crocodile swims away for a moment, then comes back.

    The friend then pulls in a massive marlin.

    “Amazing!” Says the second friend. “Well you know what? I wish I were rich”

    The crocodile then swims underwater and fetches a treasure chest full of money and gold and gives it to him.

    “INCREDIBLE!” says the third friend. “I’ve got a better one, I wish my man part touched the ground!”

    The crocodile bites his legs off.

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    mikekcindyk  almost 2 years ago

    maybe not, but they sure can LICK you to death…..Gross

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    heathcliff2  almost 2 years ago

    I’m glad for the Spraggins.

    Good for the crocodiles. Cuts the odds of an accident.

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    suelou  almost 2 years ago

    They were probably designed that way so they wouldn’t bite of the tip!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    No wonder crocs are ill-tempered. You can’t have fun unless you can stick your tongue out! ;-p

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    ekke  almost 2 years ago

    It would also fit a lot better if during the move you turned Mt. Everest upside-down!

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    pbr50138  almost 2 years ago

    Crocodiles can’t walk backwards either…or so I remember hearing.

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