I’ve never liked the taste of chili pillow because it always repeats and I’ve never liked the taste of chili pillow.
What a thoughtful gift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm0hG_LjR_Q
I’ll call you when I need a paint stripper.
…drool is not cool…
…especially chili drool…
…nowadays…
…it is all travel centers this…
…and travel centers that…
…kicka$$ brisket sandwiches…
… kettle drum ghost pepper popcorn…
… a thousand flavors of pecans…
…and mainstream franchised fast food kiosks
…but back in the day…
…it was truck stop diners or truck stop restaurants…
…every where we’d stop…
…I’d order the same thing…
…a bowl of chili and some onion rings…
…the variety of chili was endless…
…as we’re the different styles of onion rings…
…I ended up making the chili into a sort of paste…
…with endless amounts of crushed up saltines…
…that style of chili enjoyment ended soon enough after I got married…
…joyfully I transformed my wife’s chili into chili paste…
…my anticipation like drooling onto a pillow…
…when my bride angerly threw down her napkin…
..and sneered…
…"I worked all day on that chili…
…and you didn’t even have the decency and politeness to taste it first…
…before ruining it"…
…believe me…
…there was no shared chili breath that night…
…(p.s. she thought it was ruined…
…but adding Frank’s Hotsause saved it like it was a tent revival at the fairgrounds)….
Oooo baby, that’s hot!!
Chili game on…
Add magical pineapple found near cow pies in the pasture.
Pillow Talk… Wake me when orange barrel sunshine peaks out.
Eggs and chili for breakfast w/two ladies of the night.
You never give me your pillow
You only give me con carne breathing
And in the middle of my disbelieving
I’m allergic to down
-The Froggles : You Never Give Me Your Pillow; Lily Pad Road
No thanks, Ms Diva! Keep your stupid pleated pillow*, and next time please chew on some parsley or mint….EW
My thoughts are with you today, T. =~{
Fair enough
There’s nothing worse than waking up in the morning and discovering she has bad teeth and hates poetry!
Frank X. Tolbert would approve.
I’ll trade you a wedge of surveillance pickle for that.
This lady is cruising for a smothering …!
( kinky )
You’re supposed to eat the mint on your pillow, not sleep on the dámn thing!
I prefer Wolf chili (no beans; I can add my own) if I don’t have time to make my own chili.
I should provide you with my recipe for extra hot dippin’ chili, meant to be scooped up on tortilla chips, rather than using flatware. But I won’t. It’s TOP SECRET!
Who could resist a hot-blooded, hot-breathed, long, languid teasing woman on a torrid red pillow! Hubba hubba, as they used to say!
Superfrog over 1 year ago
I’ve never liked the taste of chili pillow because it always repeats and I’ve never liked the taste of chili pillow.
Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago
What a thoughtful gift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm0hG_LjR_Q
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
I’ll call you when I need a paint stripper.
3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago
…drool is not cool…
…especially chili drool…
…nowadays…
…it is all travel centers this…
…and travel centers that…
…kicka$$ brisket sandwiches…
… kettle drum ghost pepper popcorn…
… a thousand flavors of pecans…
…and mainstream franchised fast food kiosks
…but back in the day…
…it was truck stop diners or truck stop restaurants…
…every where we’d stop…
…I’d order the same thing…
…a bowl of chili and some onion rings…
…the variety of chili was endless…
…as we’re the different styles of onion rings…
…I ended up making the chili into a sort of paste…
…with endless amounts of crushed up saltines…
…that style of chili enjoyment ended soon enough after I got married…
…joyfully I transformed my wife’s chili into chili paste…
…my anticipation like drooling onto a pillow…
…when my bride angerly threw down her napkin…
..and sneered…
…"I worked all day on that chili…
…and you didn’t even have the decency and politeness to taste it first…
…before ruining it"…
…believe me…
…there was no shared chili breath that night…
…(p.s. she thought it was ruined…
…but adding Frank’s Hotsause saved it like it was a tent revival at the fairgrounds)….
rastapopilos over 1 year ago
Oooo baby, that’s hot!!
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 1 year ago
Chili game on…
Add magical pineapple found near cow pies in the pasture.
Pillow Talk… Wake me when orange barrel sunshine peaks out.
Eggs and chili for breakfast w/two ladies of the night.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago
You never give me your pillow
You only give me con carne breathing
And in the middle of my disbelieving
I’m allergic to down
-The Froggles : You Never Give Me Your Pillow; Lily Pad Road
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
No thanks, Ms Diva! Keep your stupid pleated pillow*, and next time please chew on some parsley or mint….EW
In case you don’t realize, the pleats will ruin your peaches n cream complexion on your face….Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
My thoughts are with you today, T. =~{
gigagrouch over 1 year ago
Fair enough
Linguist over 1 year ago
There’s nothing worse than waking up in the morning and discovering she has bad teeth and hates poetry!
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Frank X. Tolbert would approve.
coltish1 over 1 year ago
I’ll trade you a wedge of surveillance pickle for that.
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
This lady is cruising for a smothering …!
( kinky )
Linguist over 1 year ago
You’re supposed to eat the mint on your pillow, not sleep on the dámn thing!
painedsmile over 1 year ago
I prefer Wolf chili (no beans; I can add my own) if I don’t have time to make my own chili.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago
I should provide you with my recipe for extra hot dippin’ chili, meant to be scooped up on tortilla chips, rather than using flatware. But I won’t. It’s TOP SECRET!
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Who could resist a hot-blooded, hot-breathed, long, languid teasing woman on a torrid red pillow! Hubba hubba, as they used to say!