Doonesbury is still great every week, but I miss the relaxed smiling Zonker. Seems like several years since we’ve seen even a grin or smirk, let alone a surfer smile…
Even after the people that made the crop circles admitted to it, there are people who insist it was done by UFOs. The reasoning: “That’s what ‘They’ want you to think.”
I have a vague memory of Zonker’s middle initial being T, as in “Zonker T. Harris.” But that memory may be false.
Trying to look it up, however, I learned that, per Doonesbury: The Musical, his full name is Edgar Zonker Harris. I don’t know if that’s considered canon.
To get the straight scoop on crop circles (as well as ESP, homeopathy, chemtrails, chakras, and endless other flights of fancy), I recommend a subscription to Skeptical Inquirer magazine. You can look up particular past articles (including ones about crop circles) at their website, skepticalinquirer.org.
In a sign of how things are changing, today I saw an ad on YouTube for a cover to get sufficient dark periods to cause plants to flower. At first I couldn’t figure out what they talking about, then I saw what the plants were.
It’s amazing how Zonker spent years lazing about, sponging off his parents, pretending to babysit Sam for BD & Boopsie, and being a “professional tanner” aka lying around in the sun, and then finally found his true calling that he’s actually willing to work at!
A little more that 20 years ago an F1 tornado came through our yard and damaged several trees before continuing on into our neighbor’s wheat field, creating crop circles. Our neighbor’s response was to put up “No trespassing” signs at the edge of our property. So while I’m pretty sure the fancy geometrical circles are the work of vandals, it’s also possible that the simpler ones are made by Mother Nature.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
I think we just found out what Zonker’s middle name is.
MichaelAxelFleming over 1 year ago
“Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?” — Dennis Miller
Aspen_Bell over 1 year ago
“I’m my PARENTS! I’m my PARENTS !!!”
RAGs over 1 year ago
Instead of trampling the circles, use a torch and burn them in. That way you can sit around and inhale.
Alabama Al over 1 year ago
Oh c’mon … who bookkeeps using paper ledgers anymore?
SHIVA over 1 year ago
That idiot should be jettisoned from this strip, and pronto!!!
Petercowen over 1 year ago
Leslie King Geral Ford “Zonker” of Walden
cripplious over 1 year ago
seriously Zonk. You used to commune and talk to your crop. Now you just leave it to be violated by your nephew.
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh dear, spot on! Perhaps he will hear you and rescind on his permission.
Scorpio Premium Member over 1 year ago
What’s a little destruction of property between neighbours?
cygnetash Premium Member over 1 year ago
Doonesbury is still great every week, but I miss the relaxed smiling Zonker. Seems like several years since we’ve seen even a grin or smirk, let alone a surfer smile…
Susan00100 over 1 year ago
No, Zonker’s middle name is “Wimp”!!
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
Make the crop circles in the neighbor’s crops like a respectable vandal.
rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago
He didn’t even have to start singing: “Dear Prudence…”!
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dear Zonker Prudence Harris, won’t you come out to play?
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Even after the people that made the crop circles admitted to it, there are people who insist it was done by UFOs. The reasoning: “That’s what ‘They’ want you to think.”
grocks over 1 year ago
How about harvesting the crop as you go through so it’s not wasted?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
If you would spend as much money as you will lose on a prank to entertain your neighbor, go for it. It’s worth it.
Diat60 over 1 year ago
Zonker remembered he has a reputation to uphold and prudence never played a part in his past.
prrdh over 1 year ago
Watch out, kid…you’re risking triggering a full-blown identity crisis.
Also, shouldn’t that be a surfboard?
Ken Norris Premium Member over 1 year ago
Amazing to see Zonker as the responsible one…
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
One of my favorite gags in the “Invader Zim” animated series is cows rolling around in a field making the crop circles.
All it takes is some string, maybe a board, someone with too much time on their hands and no respect for the hardworking farmer.
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have a vague memory of Zonker’s middle initial being T, as in “Zonker T. Harris.” But that memory may be false.
Trying to look it up, however, I learned that, per Doonesbury: The Musical, his full name is Edgar Zonker Harris. I don’t know if that’s considered canon.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member over 1 year ago
Outdoor crops in Colorado at this time of year? Rain is not a pot growers friend when the buds are out.
mindjob over 1 year ago
Crop circles are seen from space, so the neighbors must be able to fly
Targuman.org Premium Member over 1 year ago
Am I the only one who thinks that rope looks like a noose in the opening panels?
delennwen over 1 year ago
This has me thinking. Zipper is Zonker’s nephew. Do we ever see Zonker’s brother or sister who is Zipper’s parent?
kcgtsv over 1 year ago
Ha. PHISH.
NWdryad over 1 year ago
Well played.
martin510 over 1 year ago
Dear Prudence, can you come out and play?
vick53 over 1 year ago
First time I’ve seen Zonker’s eyes wide open!
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
To get the straight scoop on crop circles (as well as ESP, homeopathy, chemtrails, chakras, and endless other flights of fancy), I recommend a subscription to Skeptical Inquirer magazine. You can look up particular past articles (including ones about crop circles) at their website, skepticalinquirer.org.
GreggW Premium Member over 1 year ago
Am I the only one who’s noticed that overall the men on “Doonesbury” have aged a lot better than the women?
Brian Premium Member over 1 year ago
In a sign of how things are changing, today I saw an ad on YouTube for a cover to get sufficient dark periods to cause plants to flower. At first I couldn’t figure out what they talking about, then I saw what the plants were.
HodgeElmwood over 1 year ago
It’s amazing how Zonker spent years lazing about, sponging off his parents, pretending to babysit Sam for BD & Boopsie, and being a “professional tanner” aka lying around in the sun, and then finally found his true calling that he’s actually willing to work at!
Dianne50 over 1 year ago
A little more that 20 years ago an F1 tornado came through our yard and damaged several trees before continuing on into our neighbor’s wheat field, creating crop circles. Our neighbor’s response was to put up “No trespassing” signs at the edge of our property. So while I’m pretty sure the fancy geometrical circles are the work of vandals, it’s also possible that the simpler ones are made by Mother Nature.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
The terror of being thought of as “establishment” rears its ugly head
childe_of_pan over 1 year ago
Am I mistaken, or do the first two panels reprise a way older opening with Zonker and his surfboard?