B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 22, 2022

Hurry up and wait

Give my creation life.

Frankenchicken.

some IQs are like a short blanket; Once you cover the feet, the head shows, and once you cover the head, the feet show.

You might have a different definition of “cooked to perfection” than the rest of us.

So if you have to wait for a thunderstorm, what happens if you want your eggs done sunny side up? Guess you’d be out of luck.

Eggs aren’t the only thing it’ll cook.

I still prefer a microwave: it takes a short time, but there is no need for a thunderstorm …

1.21 gigawatts of power.

The eggs look whole. But I think that you might be half cracked. Possibly scrambled too. Instant cooking of a liquid, (uncooked eggs in this case), will cause a massive expansion in an enclosed area, (the egg shell). Causing the egg to explode!

You know they didn’t have that kind of technology before Christ which is why he has to wait for lightning.

I think you have an egg popper, not an egg cooker, my man.

I call it the Franken Cooker…….

The origin of the Darwin awards?

Semi-high tech?

There’s always a catch…..lol

And all this before Ben Franklin.

Modern technology, no electricity.

I suspect lightning will cause the eggs to explode – similar to what happens to eggs in a microwave.

I use the microwave all the time, but I miss crunchy food some times. Other than popcorn, of couse.

Yup, about 1 million joules should do the job nicely.

Good God, with that equipment they were aware about the science of lightening!

Explodio Maximo!

Bwahaha!

Early day microwave.

I’m seriously doubting the “to perfection” part.

That’s a remarkably ornate lightning rod. I know it is not demonic because Mastroianni and Hart would not do that.

Soon-to-be-fried eggs?!!

Okay Frankenstein.

YUP my windmill is waiting for wind and my solar panels are waiting for the sun. I got tired of waiting and fired up the gas grill.

1.21 gigawatts is going to make them explode!

‘Scuse me for bein obstreporous, but a lightning rod has a sharpish point so the electric field is very intense around the point, ionizing the air, allowing current to flow, keeping the earth-air capacitance discharged. That is why they put lightning rods on buildings – so they don’t get hit.

If lightning strikes, it might be over easy.