Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 28, 2022

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    davidob  almost 2 years ago

    Well, good luck to him (or her).

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Does it count as “going somewhere” if it’s following an established route through its territory which ends where it started?

    (By the way, cats should definitely be indoor pets. Roaming pet and feral cats live shorter lives and are an environmental disaster.)

    http://abcbirds.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Loss-et-al.-2013-Impact-of-free-ranging-domestic-cats-on-wildlife-in-U.S..pdf

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    Not just somewhere but somewhere else.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 2 years ago

    This is Everett Byram-quality humor!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …and had more important business than you had, so… :-P

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    painedsmile  almost 2 years ago

    That cat is known as a slinker. There are some big rats in this museum and this cat looks like a good mouser, too.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …A Night At The Opera…

    …A Day At The Races…

    …Hawkeye Pierce…

    …I don’t know where she is going…

    …but I’m going there, too…

    …I wouldn’t join a club that would have me as a member…

    …I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception…

    …The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing…

    … If you can fake that, you’ve got it made…

    …Hooray for Captain Spaulding…

    …You bet your life…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    We walked right past the goons, without mishap. Entering my office, I saw more evidence of this not being real. No dust. There were motes dancing in the light coming through the partially closed venetian blinds, but no dust on anything. Such a clear lapse in continuity, but I hadn’t noticed. Well, I wasn’t really a detective, was I? I pointed to the Rolodex on the desk. “In there.” “No kidding,” she said, “you’re using SOS cards. Nobody has used these in twenty years. Encrypted Secure Offline Storage cards that fit in a Rolodex. Beautiful! Nobody even has readers for these any more. But, since this isn’t real, that doesn’t matter. Done. We can go now.” She started to walk out. I hesitated. “You said you were going to fill me in? I can see this isn’t real, now. But I’ve got a weird feeling about it. Give. What’s up?”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    He stalking his prey….stealing items from your neighbors house and bringing it back to yours…..((((((gasp)))))

    A sock, a dogs bone, toothbrush, pen, ping pong ball…..

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I was born on Friday the 13th.

    Black cats fear crossing my path.

    (not really – my semi-step daughter has a black cat. Nate. we’re buddies.)

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    Could be it was following a chicken across the road.

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    rastapopilos  almost 2 years ago

    No doubt about it, he’s coming back.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yes. She’s on her way to breakfast.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    Stunning background spoiled …?

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Stop pu$$y footin’ around. Tell me how you really feel. It’s hard to pu$$y foot when you are lame. A limp doesn’t kinder to pu$$y footin’. Of course, if this was prohibition era, you’d just be a teetotaler. 2022 is no time for pus$$y footin’.

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    crazeekatlady  almost 2 years ago

    Means Dunkin Donut, my black cat is heading to the dining room for dinner.

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Is this another way of saying, Superstition ain’t the way? I wonder if little Stevie ever met Groucho?

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    This cat’s had a wonderful time, but Frog Applause wasn’t it.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 2 years ago

    Cat’s going to Backhoe Oklahoma.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjgefZhZeEY

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    It may be that you are attributing too much intentionality to the slinky black feline, which may merely be ambling about aimlessly rather than “going somewhere”!

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