As far as I’m concerned his technique won’t make the toaster problem disappear. It’ll just change the problem from “doesn’t toast” to “can’t be found”.
Unfortunately that kind of deal comes with a non-negotiable subscription price that goes on and on and on. Better to just throw it away and get a new one on Amazon. Unless the “toaster” is a reference to an ex-wife?
C over 1 year ago
It’ll stay at the bottom of Lake Mead until it dries up
At least two or three weeks
rmremail over 1 year ago
And he offers special ‘sweetheart’ pricing.
Concretionist over 1 year ago
As far as I’m concerned his technique won’t make the toaster problem disappear. It’ll just change the problem from “doesn’t toast” to “can’t be found”.
enigmamz over 1 year ago
Either way, it’s likely easier to just get a new one.
danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago
As it happens, he’s thinking of using it for another job across town.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT (Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage (Done dirt cheap)
Do anything you want me to (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap.
eastern.woods.metal over 1 year ago
I know a couple of politicians I’d like fixed
eastern.woods.metal over 1 year ago
Cash only, no IOUs
Isenthor1978 over 1 year ago
Unfortunately that kind of deal comes with a non-negotiable subscription price that goes on and on and on. Better to just throw it away and get a new one on Amazon. Unless the “toaster” is a reference to an ex-wife?
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
AKA “The Little Shop Around the Coroner”
jshornyak over 1 year ago
Hire him to “paint the house”.
keenanthelibrarian over 1 year ago
He’ll offer you a deal .. What kind of deal? .. A DEAL DEAL!! (apologies to Kelly’s Heroes).
1953Baby over 1 year ago
How serendipitous! Just finished Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett last night. . .this guy MUST be from Ankh-Morpork. . .
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
Louigi is an excellent mechanic
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Trouble is, if he disappears your toaster, he will be known to the stove when you become …a burden.
FassEddie over 1 year ago
Does it involve a tarp and bleach?
FireAnt_Hater over 1 year ago
My brother loves shopping at “Dirt Cheap” – yes it really exists…
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
“But we’re going to owe him an unspecified favor.”
mindjob over 1 year ago
He knows where Jimmy Hoffa is, but I’m afraid to ask
goblue86 over 1 year ago
That’s a nice toaster you have there….be a shame if something happened to it…
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Isn’t that Amazon-ing?
schaefer jim over 1 year ago
Ask Lard A** 45, he knows a few!
Wirepuncher over 1 year ago
Gives a different meaning to the term “chop shop”.
braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago
Question a Trump Disciple never contemplates:
Why did only Michael Cohen go to jail, when it was Trump who signed the checks?
Dr_Fogg over 1 year ago
You guys are probably too young to remember… Dishonest John’s business card “Dirty deeds done dirt cheap”
MeanBob Premium Member over 1 year ago
Who takes a toaster to be repaired these days? I haven’t seen an appliance repair shop in a very long time.
briggs.roy078 over 1 year ago
And my mother-in-law problem, too! \=^)
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago
At least until Lake Mead fully dehydrates.
Stan McSerr over 1 year ago
Could do this with Talkie Toaster. All he asks you is if you want bread related products.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Ask him about the guy down the street who doesn’t clean up after his dog.
marko92752 over 1 year ago
I read where they found a 4th body in Lake Mead. I’d be willing to bet there are some old timers in Las Vegas “Is that all they found?”
boltjenkins1 over 1 year ago
You want I should take it to the river boss?
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s like magic, where all kinds of things disappear!
Daeder over 1 year ago
I never had a toaster with broken knees before.