If I try to give my cat a belly rub the claws come out real fast
At last, an interesting story line.
In Texas “fixin to” doesn’t mean you are going to repair something, it means you’re planning on doing something.
It’s the sermons that get me every time
I’ve missed the entire 2nd half of many football games that way.
My guess is he’ll stiff Habba the Nut.
What…no cheese?
My first thought was Neil deGrasse Tyson.
If I’m going to reduce it to one it’ll be Non Sequitur.
My thoughts exactly….
If I try to give my cat a belly rub the claws come out real fast