Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 22, 2022

Something a miss there

And here I was expecting the man to slowly come up the stairs with a glowing glass of milk.

Hmmmm, I begin to sense part of your problem.

“At last, we’ll have something to do in bed”. Female sarcasm at its very best.

Well done

Oh, look, in this one, Lois Lane marries Krypto! Let’s do it doggie style!

They are Lustig for each other again.

At least now she’ll be laughing at comics and not him.

John Lustig, marriage counsellor. Great strip, as always.

No matter how you cut it, or how many comics you read, it’s over, hon…

Somehow I can’t help feeling there is a little self-promotion going on here.

Back in the Navy a shipmate told us his wife (a real cutie) read books while they had sex. I told him he was doing something wrong. When we returned to port he found her with someone who knew what he was doing.

“Dibs on Donald Duck.”

Is it time to light a cigarette yet?

MARSHA: OH MOTHER! The cad wrote my name and our phone number on every restroom stall in town! I thought he loved me! WAH!

MOTHER: I know dear. I’ve been answering a lot of those calls…

MAN: Marsha?

MARSHA: Sigh. You’re looking for my Mother. She’s currently occupied with another guest. Please wait your turn in the library with the other gentlemen.

Flash! Big Exposé! (Keep the robe tied and shut right tight there kid!)

Large Stack of old Young Lu$t Comix Found Underneath Cartoonist’s Bed.

(the censor bot is going to get caught buying a bottle at the liquor store soon and this nonsense will all end)

If you read Last Kiss long enough, you may come up with other things to do.

Well, if you keep reading Last Kiss you’ll soon learn the ins and outs of other bedtime antics

after reading last kiss they finally understood why their sex had always been a joke…

John, did you come to San Diego for Comic Con? Some of us actually get to live here. Cool and cloudy this morning, but the marine layer will burn off later in the day.