“Baby Ruth I hear you calling, but I can’t come home right now. Me and the boys were playing, and I can not hear a sound. Just a few more hours and I’ll be right home to you. Oh Baby Ruth, what can I do? Baby Ruth, what can I do?”
Almond Joy to the world. All the boys and girls. Joy to the Swedish Fish in the deep blue sea. Almond Joy to you and me. (Yes Jeremiah was a bull frog….it was a long Three Dog Night.)
We drove through Hershey, PA on our way to the 1964 World’s Fair. The town smelled like wonderful chocolate! I recall the street lamps had the lightbulbs shining down from Hershey Kisses.
I miss when Brach’s was made in Chicago and used better ingredients and tasted way better. OK, being in Chicago, is was fresher from factory to mouth. :)
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
was the opening band The Sweet? or the famous candy wrapper, M&M?
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 2 years ago
At our age it’s, I want to sleep all night & potty every day.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I keep telling you Zagnut Woman
You ain’t a Zagnut Woman
You’ll be a Zagnut Woman
When there’s no Snickers with pecans
Jayalexander almost 2 years ago
Yummy, yummy, yummy got a pain in my tummy. Just a little too much Tootsie Roll.
nosirrom almost 2 years ago
Are any of their songs considered toilet humor?
Choc, Choc, Chocolaty, Chew, Chew, Chewy…..
William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Paraphrasing “Hotel California”: “You can unwrap the candy, but you can never eat it”.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
“We don’t need no foil wrappers!”
iggyman almost 2 years ago
I like this one!
SavannahJim Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I can name that tune in 1 bite! (Those lyrics are very hard to put to the tune.)
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Are they playing “in residence” at Hershey Park?
Darryl Heine almost 2 years ago
“Baby Ruth I hear you calling, but I can’t come home right now. Me and the boys were playing, and I can not hear a sound. Just a few more hours and I’ll be right home to you. Oh Baby Ruth, what can I do? Baby Ruth, what can I do?”
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 2 years ago
Now THIS is a band I would join
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Never got the appeal of Smarties. Ugh. But, Hershey Kisses….Heaven!
flemmingo almost 2 years ago
They travel with their Baby Ruth.
Vet Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Almond Joy to the world. All the boys and girls. Joy to the Swedish Fish in the deep blue sea. Almond Joy to you and me. (Yes Jeremiah was a bull frog….it was a long Three Dog Night.)
uniquename almost 2 years ago
They sing bubble gum pop.
ars731 almost 2 years ago
I want Candy!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 2 years ago
We’ll melt your face, not your hands!!!!
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
We drove through Hershey, PA on our way to the 1964 World’s Fair. The town smelled like wonderful chocolate! I recall the street lamps had the lightbulbs shining down from Hershey Kisses.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 2 years ago
Rejected song request..Wake me up before you cocoa.
dapperdaniel almost 2 years ago
Thank you Ronald! Finally a reader comment that was actually funny. In fact, funnier than Hillburn today.
christelisbetty almost 2 years ago
In an effort to make a better joke, I tried to do something with other Kiss lyrics.Turns out I didn’t know any,even after Googling them.
Fantom Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sugar, Oh, honey, honey, You are my candy girl, And you got me wanting you !
manowarrior almost 2 years ago
I love this one!
Lablubber almost 2 years ago
Next stop on their tour is Whiskey A Cocoa.
namelocdet almost 2 years ago
Now I will be singing those lyrics instead.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 2 years ago
“But you’ll have to have them all pulled out after the Savoy Truffle!”
GiantShetlandPony almost 2 years ago
I miss when Brach’s was made in Chicago and used better ingredients and tasted way better. OK, being in Chicago, is was fresher from factory to mouth. :)