Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 21, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    You’ll never forgive yourself if you do that, Wiseass.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    That’s odd. Whenever I forgive somebody, I still feel like I was wronged.

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    He might actually be good at it.

    “I’m a boulder that’s about to roll down a mountain and crush your car, and if you don’t have the right insurance, you could wind up paying for this yourself.”

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Wisdom doesnot often find appreciation or acceptance

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    rogthedodge1  almost 2 years ago

    Forgive & forget — in that order. How could you forgive someone if you didn’t remember what they did? Saying “How can I forgive him when I can’t forget what he’s done” is bogus.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Amnesia helps.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    I see clouds above the hill, and soon the rain will spill, and wash the Rat back down the hill.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Me, me, me. It’s always all about you, Rat?

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Forgiveness? Then what about justice? Who needs laws and orders then? Let’s everyone do wrong and then let us be forgived.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Great Wise A$$ on the Hill … best cartoon character EVER!

    Can’t believe I can’t post a comment with the same word(s) included in the strip I’m commenting on…

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    hariseldon59  almost 2 years ago

    It’d be no stranger than a gecko selling insurance.

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    Scot M.  almost 2 years ago

    Forgive or not, but you got to find a way to let it go.

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    Troglodyte  almost 2 years ago

    Somebody needs to kick Rat’s @$$, but nobody gives a rat’s @$$!

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    If you do that, Mister W., everyone will run when they see you coming!

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    SALUDADOG  almost 2 years ago

    There is no forgiveness for insurance salesmen.

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    JamieLee Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I knew someone who put that in their obit. “Joe forgave all those who wronged him”, or something like that. What an ego!

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    Michael Scott Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Wiseass, selling insurance would involve competing against a gecko and a camel.

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    I ain’t forgiving my teacher for dissing my dozens jokes. To this day, I still can’t do a dozens joke without thinking of him.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Rat, if you offered forgiveness, I wouldn’t accept it.

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    txmystic  almost 2 years ago

    He totally could…no worse a than a gekko, or Flo…

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    monya_43  almost 2 years ago

    There is nothing wrong with Rat’s ego, except that it is way too large.

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    Snolep  almost 2 years ago

    Check with Don Henley. Even if, even if you don’t love him anymore.

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    AndreasMartin  almost 2 years ago

    If Rat only knew Nelson Mandela once said forgiveness is a weapon.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    It’s not easy to forgive ….depends on what degree you were wronged….I guess

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    john  almost 2 years ago

    Forgiveness is not the denial of reality. It’s wishing good things for the person or persons who wronged you, in spite of what was done. When you can do it genuinely, it is the greatest gift you can give yourself.

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Correct answer oh Wise-Ass. Imagine how God must feel……

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    David_the_CAD  almost 2 years ago

    To be honest, when I started my recovery journey, that was the way I felt; “When do we get to the step where people apologize to me for messing up my life.”

    Fortunately I have stuck around recovery long enough to start to learn what true recovery is.

    If you think you have an issue where you need help, or if you think you life is going in the wrong direction, I encourage you to seek out help. There are lots of good programs out there (yes and some bad ones as well), so look into your options; after all you have to lose is what you don’t really want in your life.

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    lynn.rawls  almost 2 years ago

    Every time I talk to an insurance agent, I feel wronged.

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    Tetonbil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Great strip today Stephan! Thanks for the laugh!

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    Is there a cure for an ego so inflated it could double as a blimp?

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    198.23.5.11  almost 2 years ago

    “Sure,forgive your enemies.But first,get even!”

    James Cagney—BLOOD ON THE SUN—1945

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    Ring my doorbell and you become an Asymptote on the far side of the universe.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Forget it!!

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    Eric S   almost 2 years ago

    wise donkey is still sitting on a big old mountain of crap.

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    DonCoyote®  almost 2 years ago

    Wow,….. I’m the first person to say….. “It is easier to ask for forgiveness, than to ask for permission”.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 2 years ago

    Forgive, but never forget and keep a list.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    Forgiveness is divine, as well as two-way street.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Please do, O great and pompous Wise A$$. You are trite, trivial, and, most of all, dull….

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