That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 30, 2022

My original post in 2016:

She wants a Park Avenue view.

The actual line from the “Green Acres” theme song is:

“Darling, I love you but give me Park Avenue”

/// Caio sat there with deep furrowed brow

on a wheelbarrow, Needed a plow.

They’d dug row after row,

(farming man and his höe),

until tilling seemed fruitless, somehow.

If our artiste son would put down the paint brush and help, we could be done by now.

Cheer up Walter, another 800 acres and you’ll be done

Phyllis tells her husband his next task in her landscaping plan.

They want to raise chickens and are wondering if they have planted the chicks too deep

He retired from the military/

Having tired of life “disciplinary”:/

He’s beginning to wonder/

If that was a blunder/

Is he happy with farming? Not very.

“How ya gonna keep them down on the farm after they seen the farm ?”

“You mean we have to clear the land BEFORE we start planting?” Woman calling tech support for help with her new farm.

“Pullin’ weeds and pickin’ stones / Man is made of dreams and bones / Feel the need to grow my own / ’Cause the time is close at hand

“Rainful rain, sun and rain / Find my way in nature’s chain / Tune my body and my brain / To the music from the land” from The Garden Song by John Denver (1979).

Tried to comment with the word for a farm implement, guess that’s not allowed.

Tried to comment on West Virginia- not allowed!

“We’d have children to help us out if you’d get around to plowing my field, Chester.”

WALTER: See Martha – work smarter, not harder.

MARTHA: You’ve weeded one row in 8 hours…

WALTER: I said “smarter”, not “faster”…

He succumbed to the lure of the soil/

He’d forgotten the heat and the toil/

It appears as if now/

The mere sight of a plow/

Will cause the poor man to recoil !

Walter, trying to find the wedding ring that Martha lost in the back yard last night.

“So much for magic beans, it’s been 3 days now.”

The stripes on his pants are vermilion/

So he thinks that he’s one in a million/

He has sadly forgotten/

That his prospects are rotten/

Though he’s brilliant he’s still a Brazilian…

Is there any business that isn’t a scam?

I cant even leave a comment, because the censor bot doesn’t know the definition of “H o e” or even “H O.” GoComics sure is great at ruining a good thing.

Face it, Henry. You’re never going to find that contact lens.

“They said ‘Money don’t grow on trees’, but mebbe this weed crop will work. It’s gotta grow on sumthin’.”

jack and sally loved golf and with these farrows it’s a hole in one each put.

Teddy, The real reason you’re tired is because you were up all night plowing my field….

Clyde and Mert’s chicken farm is off to a bad start because he either planted the eggs too deep or too close together.

Times are Changing: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Genre paintings by Pedro Weingärtner" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click first Category: found, and once there, find 01292 in the text of that webpage, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (best viewed using Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this painting. File history has 2012 strip coloration image. Other versions has larger different coloration image.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1373 (1/4/16) (June 29, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to artist info I used to point to here. So far 2 works, by this artist, have been used here (3 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the January 4, 2016, strip being its first use. February 18, 2021, has the other by this artist (the artist info URLs included in my comment there are pointed to by a here links in the blog comment).

Maybe you’re right. Maybe we should have used the money to buy lottery tickets.

She wants him on his feet so she can say herman is outstanding in his field!