Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 14, 2022

Mulch Ludwig

Neither does he sow nor does he reap.

Ludwig is well grounded.

Every team needs a bench warmer.

You tend to stick with it longer if someone you know is watching.

A man sees someone leaving a bird sanctuary with a wheelbarrow full of guano. He asks what’s in the wheelbarrow and is told “Sanctuary mulch”, to which he says “You’re welcome”.

I haven’t seen socks like that in 60 years.

One time I was helping my landlady plant her garden. She would go down the row and make a small hole and drop in the seeds. I would follow along and put in a little fertilizer and cover the hole. And out of nowhere, my Siamese cat ran over, squatted over the hole the landlady had dug, and did her business. It’s hard to plant a garden when you’re laughing so hard.

Mulch ado about nothing!

Or much, really.

I had a cat who would supervise my gardening.

Ludwig definitely has the right idea. Who wouldn’t be happy if you never have to work and other people pay for everything you enjoy? Yep, I want to come back as a cat.

Cats always supervise.

“Oh, wiseguy! Nyuk, nyuk!” ☺

A lesson for us all…..

Oh, I see what ya did there, Arlo. Clever!

Auburn in the CWS makes the boss happy! War Eagle!

Certainly he’s helping, he’s holding down the chair.

Pets are good that way.

I have learned to not let too mulch bother me, either.

Biiiiiiig Help.

I’m with Ludwig. On hot summer days, nothing is better than a long nap!❤️

“Oh you can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd, but you can be happy if you’ve a mind to.”