Judge Smails & Al Czervic: Hey judge $100 says you slice it, gambling is illegal at Bush Wood and I NEVER slice…….Damn!!! Ok so you owe me, I owe you nothing!!
Speaking of tea, was reading an old Angela Thirkell novel last night, and the kids in it were studying Latin. The mom of one kid impressed him by writing this sentence in his notebook: Caesar adsum jam forte. The kid couldn’t translate it (I couldn’t either and I have a minor in Latin; didn’t know how the word “jam” translated). Was really glad when she read it to him: “Caesar had some jam for tea.” (Groan!)
Homonyms — I’m reminded of the comic “Tumbleweeds,” where a little girl asks the cowboy about his “horse.” “My horse?” Your ‘horse.’" He breaks the fourth wall and says to the reader, “I can’t see them, but I know they’re there.”
C almost 2 years ago
That could make him divot
Imagine almost 2 years ago
One lump or two?
Charles Barr Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If the golfer does divot, the ants will really be teed off.
Enter.Name.Here almost 2 years ago
The equivalent to standing in a doorway during an earthquake?
jasonsnakelover almost 2 years ago
And how do you know if he said tee or tea?
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Just keep your head down for a while.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
I seems that for the sake of survival they should move in the opposite direction. Are they daredevils? Is this like a thrill ride?
Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s good to see that there’s nothing vaguely suggestive about that last panel.
Ron Dunn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Judge Smails & Al Czervic: Hey judge $100 says you slice it, gambling is illegal at Bush Wood and I NEVER slice…….Damn!!! Ok so you owe me, I owe you nothing!!
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
Depending on who’s doing the golfing, he may need a different Jake…you know the one from State Farm…
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s all being done by a scratch golfer. Every time he hits the ball he scratches his head wondering where the ball went.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
She’s luring him into harm’s way so she can become a golf widow.
blakerl almost 2 years ago
Look up in the sky, is it a bird or a plane? No it’s a ant flying on a golf ball! Well that’s nothing new, unless it’s a hole in one.
HOTLOTUS1 almost 2 years ago
I FEEEL LIKE YOU’RE SUFFOCATING ME.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Wait for it……FORE!
1953Baby almost 2 years ago
Speaking of tea, was reading an old Angela Thirkell novel last night, and the kids in it were studying Latin. The mom of one kid impressed him by writing this sentence in his notebook: Caesar adsum jam forte. The kid couldn’t translate it (I couldn’t either and I have a minor in Latin; didn’t know how the word “jam” translated). Was really glad when she read it to him: “Caesar had some jam for tea.” (Groan!)
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
But it’s far too early for High tee.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
how did he know she said ‘tee’ and not ‘tea’?
deojaideep aka Courage almost 2 years ago
Tee time is at “FOUR!!”
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Tee time tea time is fore o’clock according to number 85 on the Cincinnati Bengals.
poppacapsmokeblower almost 2 years ago
There’s not much need for a tee when the ant hill entrance lifts your ball that high. The four walls constrained the artist.
dpatrickryan Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Jake can hear the difference between “tee” and “tea”? I’m impressed…
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
Another Tiger Woods wonder … he’s drawn to all holes.
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
HEADACHE !
Comicfan (got booted from his original account) almost 2 years ago
I just got kicked out of my original profile (Comicfan C) so now i am here.
Brian Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I just finished a cup of Earl Grey.
montylc2001 almost 2 years ago
Joke rehash.
edeloriea14 almost 2 years ago
The ants won’t like the tee in their home.
vacman almost 2 years ago
Heads up. (OR DOWN)
WDD almost 2 years ago
Homonyms — I’m reminded of the comic “Tumbleweeds,” where a little girl asks the cowboy about his “horse.” “My horse?” Your ‘horse.’" He breaks the fourth wall and says to the reader, “I can’t see them, but I know they’re there.”