Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 15, 2022

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Two torpedo burritos and Scotty beam me up… The life forms are a bunch of California freaking surfers with a sunny vibe going on.

A deafinite revelry

I’m going to try saying it that way.

That which is understood does not need to be discussed

Careful. That blinded Thomas Dolby.

He has that beard to avoid having to wear a bow tie.

Until the pollen attacks.

‘Cause I am vibin’ like a Mummer-Frogger right now.

…someone finally told that Dick Tracy Mumbles a thing or two…

…that is no way to talk to your Tv…

…ok…

…you talked me into it…

…I love you, but, please do not interrupt my Coltrane ..

…when you first started talking I was clean shaven…

…sorry, but I’d rather hear Frogs applauding than crickets chripping…

Okay, so how about we vibe along with this electric shaver?

“That’s it, I’m out of here!”, she said.

What’s the frequency?

The question oft posed by the late, great Greek philosopher Aesculus Hippocastanum was, " Is there really such a thing as a silent vibrator? "

Hey! Ba-Ba-Re-Bop … Lionel Hampton vibed,

but not in silence …!

Hearts a flutter, no need to mutter.

But, but, I can’t be silent….

YES

YES

YES

I’ll have what she’s having…

Gotcha, buddy! This is almost like looking in a mirror these days, with my uncomfortably-similar beard spawned by the recent pandemic.

But Silent Vibing is a thing. I think maybe the underseas boat crews dig it. Run Silent, Run Deep and all that.

…ping ping ping…

“Nothing on Sonar, sir! They must be Silent Vibing!”

He’s looking where Ninette should be!!