B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 28, 2022

He might change his mind upon further reflection.

I used to feel that way when I looked in the mirror, but I am getting to like myself better.

Nihilism?

You don’t realize how beautiful you are.

As a snake you got to be flexible about everything.

Went down to the creek for a quiet hiss……

Boo Hiss

Gosh, why can’t alternate schizophrenic personalities get along and just like each other?

Sussicran.

So, get a stick and whack yourself in the head 3 times. Save FB the trouble.

Hard to expect others to love you if you don’t love yourself.

Snakes have a bad reputation. Most species are quite harmless.

I don’t like spiders and snakes, and that ain’t what it takes, to love me. (Jim Stafford circa 1974)

I get it.

So you and you have a bad "hiss"tory together?

Snakes are cool.

Awwww! Having a bad day?

Saw a picture of my grandson’s wedding. Asked my wife who is that old guy. She said “You”. If I knew I looked that bad I would have skipped picture.

My face is good, its the rest of me that needs an overhaul

As their tongues are busy, too bad they don’t have uvula, so they could hiss in Spanish.

Now, that’s just…sad…

Aww, your a handsome snake!

I still want to know who that old guy is who looks back at me in my mirror.

Smile. You’ll look better.

The anti-narcissist…

Aw! I don’t hate you, poor snake!

Illogical a snake hating itself is daft.

Leaving him feeling low.

It reminds me of the dog who looked at his reflection in the water and lost his bone.

At least you don’t beat yourself.

Not in a family strip, anyway.