Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 05, 2022

Politicians logic everywhere

Though this be madness, yet there is method in ’t.

If we try to pave the world we will never have enough gold, and we will destroy more nature. If we use a go-anywhere coach we can go anywhere as easily as we went the first place.

Concrete tires and rubber roads.

Well….. I don’t think that he will be burning any rubber in that one-horse rig.

Make sure you have good tires.

Did anyone notice that the horse isn’t connected to the carriage?

Your gonna’ need an all-terrain model when we drive your butt outta’ town. Too bad we can’t put you so far in jail that they’d have to pump oxygen to you.

One seems to always see SUV ads with them running over rough rocky roads. Any town mayor who let that kind of road persist would be flayed alive.

He needs about 7 more horses to drag that wagon.

Anything to “save” money, huh, El Finko?

I wonder if a guy could build a coach around a horse. High wheels and a tall carriage where the horse is in the coach with his hoofs on the ground. Sort of a Flintstone rig for a horse.

I’m not sure I can handle a new artist on these strips…

Ah! MIGA!

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. — Doc Brown

I drive a 2015 GMC Terrain, but they left out the “p”, it’s really a Terrapin.

Money talks. Money always talks.

There would be a lot more “infrastructure” work done if all road-building bodies were financially responsible for wheel alignment costs.

Eventually the infrastruture will crumble! Nice joke at the entry level on the smile scale!

Can someone please tell me what that triangular line on the king’s mouth-ish area supposed to be? A mustache? His mouth??

Actually, a good road is cheaper that millions of torn up vehicles.

The economy is mistakenly considered better off if there is much consumption, though — like replaced vehicles.

No wonder the fink rules the kingdom.