Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 18, 2022

…I feel his pain…

…because I believe that Swiss cheese tastes better around the holes…

Valid

Was the cheese under the meat? Was it one of those “gourmet” burgers with more than one kind of cheese, and the wrong cheese was on top?

That’s not so bad. He’s a fussy eater. It’s not like the pickle chips were misaligned or anything.

My Favorite Part™ was the Fusco Bros. punctuation marks.

“Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun."

Wait! Hold the cheese! Me wants sharpe provolone, grilled onions, pickle spears, and a toasted bun with no seeds, extra sauce, and Romain lettuce!

Its so hard to find good help these days.

Wait’ll you see what’s upside down when it comes back.

Are you prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again?

Sǝup ʇɥᴉs ɔoɯɯǝuʇ qɐɔʞ ʇoo …!

Threaten a poor yelp review unless given free cheese for for life.

OK, Karen

It’s a gravitational thing.

The three ways a hamburger can be wrong… Or is it a women’s bra?

Upside down, inside out and backwards.

Did you ln lol or out lol or up lol or down lol?

Upside down in what sense? Flopped or rotated?

Meanwhile in the UK..

One complainant had reported that their three-year-old relative ate their food whilst hanging upside down.

The ASA said: “We therefore considered eating whilst upside down was an unsafe practice.”

Countering was a study showing that a person’s ability to swallow was not affected by their body position, including when eating upside down.

Just wait until the fries arrive inside out.

“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

That bland American cheese-like product slice on any cheeseburger can’t be upside-down enough to stop me from eating it! A good cheeseburger (no, that’s neither tautological nor oxymoronic) is one of the most admirable of so-called fast foods. I see no upside nor downside to “American cheese” slices; there is only the way it is….

Cheesy

…The cheese on my morning frozen sausage egg cheese english muffin sometimes is frozen to the muffin…

…and it won’t pop off the frozen english muffin…

…so I can’t toast the english muffin …

…but have to nuke it…

…iblame Trump…

Da Blog (because it’s always there): For 28 million you also get a built-in sun umbrella …! Ranks right up there with the drinking glasses you used to get with a fill up …!

Upsidedown pineapple cake.

Tucker Carlson’s Testicle Tanning ‘Very Misleading,’ Health Experts Say

In a viral clip about the Fox Nation episode, Carlson spoke to Andrew McGovern—billed as a “fitness professional”—about supposed ways men could increase their testosterone levels.

McGovern, who is listed on LinkedIn as a personal trainer at LifeTime Inc., in Columbus, Ohio, suggested men could improve their testosterone levels by exposing themselves to red light therapy.

The Cleveland Clinic describes red light therapy as “an emerging treatment showing promise” in improving wound healing and acne, as well as reducing stretch marks and other common skin conditions.

In a viral Twitter clip, seen by some 3.5 million people since being shared on April 17, Carlson described the treatment as “testicle tanning” and said while it sounds “crazy,” so is ignoring the “crash” of testosterone levels.

Since being shared online, the segment and, special as a whole, have been ruthlessly mocked online by users as well as by celebrities, including singer Kid Rock.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/tucker-carlsons-testicle-tanning-very-misleading-health-experts-say/ar-AAWn3mR?ocid=uxbndlbing

If anyone comes across a used Tucker Testicle Tanner let Trump know.

Day 2: the cheeseburger is being eaten experimentally, upside-down….

Frog legs on the side.

Naaah…guacamole on the burger, in place of the cheese.