Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 19, 2022

They need a weather maiden

And if you really don’t like it, be extra nice to the wizard.

Whit all the coffee going up the tower. Something must be coming down the tower.

Snow on April 18th? That’s late even in Canada. Mother Nature will you please quit it and move on. April Fool’s Day is over.

So you’re saying that he’s a SAD guy?

Around here The Count thinks of the Four Seasons as Summer, Football, Winter and Mud. Football is the best.

It’s snowing again in Ottawa this morning and I’m about to have a seasonal affective disorder!

Apparently, The Weather Channel had a limited pool of talented meteorologists back then. Happy 40th anniversary Weather Channel. Whoda thunk you’d still be going strong.

Wrong pronoun! “Weather Person”!

It’s snowing here in upstate New York…

don’t like the weather? well, what do you want me to do?

I’m still waiting for consistent 60 degree days. It was in the 40s the other day. What the heck. Mother Nature?

Must be from Ohio. We know the depressing side of the seasons all too well.

Well that’s just SAD.

I can see clearly now the rain is goneI can see all obstacles in my wayGone are the dark clouds that had me blindIt’s gonna be a bright (bright)Bright (bright) sunshiny dayIt’s gonna be a bright (bright)Bright (bright) sunshiny day