The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 23, 2022

maybe just wear lead undies…though actually, he would probably just like right through anyway!

Mera!? What happened to you?

That closet must be the wardrobe of solid, dude.

No need to shout, Jason Momoa. Amber heard you.

Men in tights aren’t into women’s sights. So don’t be a grouch and let’s pack that pouch!

Maybe she’s not the one who should be worried.

no more man of steel

That’s heavy man!

He should also wear lead – at least underwear and a helmet – so Superman cannot see what is or isn’t there.

There’s always been something “fishy” about Aquaman.

What is a lead dress?

The jealous spouse acts like a louse…..

Which other married Justice Leaguers would this gag have worked with? Flash and Iris? Scott Free and Barda? Nah, can that last one. No way is Barda taking any crap from Superman.

Don’t worry, he only has eyes for Lois.

And, don’t forget to wear nipple-pads this time.

See also: Man of Steel; woman of Kleenex written by Larry Niven

Hurry up. Let’s get the lead out.

My favorite line from the first Superman movie: “Pink.”

now the atmosphere in the room is just leaden…

If Superman truly had X-Ray vision, all he would see is diaphanous layers of clothing, tissue, organs and bones. What the big S needs is voyeur-vision. ;-p