Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 02, 2022

Praying mantis who is a committed atheist.

These are great. Like the sunglasses.

I wish the one on the lower left was real and right here so I could squish it.

Is the cricket gonna help the Cubs win the World Series for the third time?

Katydid that didn’t.

Moon moth that likes the sun.

Male ant who’s an uncle,

Brown recluse spider who’s the life of the party,

Butterfly who only carries margarine,

Wasp who’s half Black, half Jewish.

While I’m at it…

A grasshopper who slithers across the yard on his belly.

A flea who stands his ground.

And a tapeworm who nails the joke!

Fire ants do go rafting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2ZysgGAABw

Eh, technically, spiders is not bugs.

Bugs without a cause.

Grabs large can of Raid

A stink bug that uses deodorant.

A bald eagle that needs a haircut.

And not forget Bugs who’s really a bunny wabbit.

A Daddy Long Legs who’s a short female. A water bug with aquaphobia

a potato bug in a bed

A metric inchworm

An Emerald Ash Borer who the trees find interesting.

Boxelder bug that prefers bags

This just in: Santa fires all his elves after they rebelled. They are now ………………………… Rebels without a Claus!

Last panel is a (couch) potato bug.

Clever!

A tapeworm who uses Super Glue.

macho ladybug….butterflies who use oleo….mosquitoes who are teetotalers…

Mosquitoes who are blood donors. Japanese beetles from China. Horse flies on mules.

ON your Mark

https://www.gocomics.com/inthebleachers/2022/04/02

Carpenter ant that buys everything from IKEA.

A locust who is Mormon.

grasshopper who smokes hash…

Bedbugs are by no means limited to beds. Yeah, I know, given all the other comments here, that’s being kind of a stick in the mud.