Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 17, 2022

Lady Eggdivia

Atheist?

You act like today’s Easter or something.

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

(Boogity, boogity)

Fastest thing on two feet

(Boogity, boogity)

He’s just as proud as he can be

Of his anatomy

He goin’ give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

(Boogity, boogity)

He likes to show off his physique

(Boogity, boogity)

If there’s an audience to be found

He’ll be streakin’ around

Invitin’ public critique.

Don’t look Ethel !

The Eggsmperor’s New Colors

The one and only, Buck Naked!!!!

The Emperor’s new clothes.

Oh my cat! He’s NEKKID!

There’s one in every crowd.

It’s the Emperor.

I’m so EGGcited! and I just can’t hide it!

He(?) may be streaking but no color to run.

Love the Mother Egg covering her little Eggs eyes

“It’s what’s on the inside that counts, not on the outside.” Whoever first said this must’ve been talking about eggs!

Oddly enough, the streaker is the only one who isn’t covered with streaks.

Here’s the song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxUfg3uCBbg

Fake-out. That’s a robin’s egg dyed white.

“I’m free from the egg coloring!”

((((((((( GASP)))))). SHE RAN NA-KED through the crowd….free to be….

The Emperor’s New Egg?

i like my eggs runny

Hmmm… Makes me wonder why The Flash wears a superhero uniform.

Nakegg

Mark missed adding an extra level of humor, or perhaps he knew not to do so.

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The whistling egg in the corner is close to, but not quite, the gay pride flag.

Love it! Happy Easter to you, too!

May be having an Eggsistential crisis.

But it was too late. She’d already been egged.

If we were meant to be unpainted, we’d have been born that way.

The Klan disrupts another Rainbow Pride Parade.

That’s gonna be the last egg to be found here in Manitoba following our Colorado low snowstorm.

I know a girl like that!

Egg-abishionist?

His mind it just too scrambled.

Thanks for the laugh!

Lookit that, lookit that!

Projecting our society’s silly hangups about nudity onto Easter eggs…