works for me
Is that Little Jimmy Dickens?
A tale that’s too witty
… and “Chuck” never did give him any credit for this.
Snap, “That’s it! I’ll call it Martini!”
It’ll be bleak days around the house until he comes up with a title.
I was a huge Dickens fan in high school, and I coveted my grandad’s set of the complete works of Dickens. When he died, my step-grandma cut us off and I never saw her or the books again. Oh well.
Like when Scrooge had jock itch he called for his clerk Bob Scratchit.
“Martinis hadn’t been invented, yet.”
“The Dickens, you say!”
Good one today
And the rest is history.
Good one
Cackle cackle. Hee hee hee Har Har har SNORT GUFFAW HAHAHA LOL
He has Great Expectations for this book.
or, A Tale of Two Martinis.
Book it…!
“Shaken or Stirred” doesn’t sound like that good a name.
“So, Mr. Dickens, it’s time to pay your tab, and… Wha? Where did he go? He sure is an artful dodger!”
(¬_¬)
Go for two with one of each and have Great Expectations.
The bartender ran out of lemon for the twist, so he had to substitute another citrus fruit.
It was the best of limes, it was the worst of limes. * b’dum tssshhhh *
Good thing he didn’t offer an olive or onion
Martini… Born in Martinez California!
You never know when inspiration is gonna strike.
Reminds me of the expectant mother who liked to read Oliver Twist. When it was born, the kid was full of the Dickens.
oh Mr. Thaves, you did it again! thanks
stirred, not shaken
Thank you, Mr. Copperfield!
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David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
works for me
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is that Little Jimmy Dickens?
Ratkin over 2 years ago
A tale that’s too witty
Doug K over 2 years ago
… and “Chuck” never did give him any credit for this.
Julius Marold Premium Member over 2 years ago
Snap, “That’s it! I’ll call it Martini!”
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’ll be bleak days around the house until he comes up with a title.
walstib Premium Member over 2 years ago
I was a huge Dickens fan in high school, and I coveted my grandad’s set of the complete works of Dickens. When he died, my step-grandma cut us off and I never saw her or the books again. Oh well.
StephenHoyt over 2 years ago
Like when Scrooge had jock itch he called for his clerk Bob Scratchit.
gammaguy over 2 years ago
“Martinis hadn’t been invented, yet.”
“The Dickens, you say!”
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Good one today
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
And the rest is history.
louchivegas over 2 years ago
Good one
ncrist over 2 years ago
Cackle cackle. Hee hee hee Har Har har SNORT GUFFAW HAHAHA LOL
uniquename over 2 years ago
He has Great Expectations for this book.
Lotus over 2 years ago
or, A Tale of Two Martinis.
InTraining over 2 years ago
Book it…!
JudyAz over 2 years ago
“Shaken or Stirred” doesn’t sound like that good a name.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“So, Mr. Dickens, it’s time to pay your tab, and… Wha? Where did he go? He sure is an artful dodger!”
(¬_¬)
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Go for two with one of each and have Great Expectations.
The Brooklyn Accent over 2 years ago
The bartender ran out of lemon for the twist, so he had to substitute another citrus fruit.
It was the best of limes, it was the worst of limes. * b’dum tssshhhh *
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good thing he didn’t offer an olive or onion
bigplayray over 2 years ago
Martini… Born in Martinez California!
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
You never know when inspiration is gonna strike.
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
Reminds me of the expectant mother who liked to read Oliver Twist. When it was born, the kid was full of the Dickens.
PaulMedina over 2 years ago
oh Mr. Thaves, you did it again! thanks
oakie817 over 2 years ago
stirred, not shaken
chris_weaver over 2 years ago
Thank you, Mr. Copperfield!