Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 31, 2022

A cup of ice water would also work.

I’m a king bee…

His ‘stinger’ is too small.

I’m a humming bird. I want to taste your nectar.

There’s birth control … and then there’s birth control. This one sounds like it would be effective …

What’s the buzz?

Petruchio and Katherina handled the routine better.

Screw the fly scattered, go for a can of Raid !

Swatter!

Bugs swatter.

[nsfw] Except he really, really likes it when she uses the flyswatter….

The dominatrix of the aviary!

The fly swatter goes with her wasp waist

after we play bee and tulip let’s blow bubbles. where is bubbles, by the way…?

going to have to try that pickup line

She doesn’t need a swatter. Just keep the fly zipped.

To bee or not to bee. That is the question.

Ooooh, KINKY!

Reminds me of the old joke which starts: “What’s better than roses on your piano?”

Don’t tulips close their petals at night? LOL

if he wears her clothes, would he be a cross-pollinator?

GUY: Honey? We started the Well Dressed Moving Company as equal partners but now you expect me to do it all by myself.

GAL: Didn’t you hear? I gave myself a promotion to management which means I just make important decisions now. My first one is “you do everything” starting with MOVE THAT COUCH!

GUY: All in favor of forming a union, say AYE. ME! I MEAN, AYE!

Try to touch her pistil and you’re a dead bee.

HENRY, the flit.

No, I’M the queen bee and you’re a drone. You only get to live if you make me happy. Now go get me something to eat before I banish you from the hive.

If that’s his best pickup line, then she can do a lot better.

Remember,I like a little spanking now and then.

God how dirty is tis toon!