Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 28, 2022

It’s a long way to Gretna Green.

I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

Is this a window to their future love life? Starting a life together on a possible rotten rung on the ladder of their future life.

She’s an inter-eloper?

I couldn’t find the tik tok logo anywhere!

you can tell that this was in the days before sexting – he’s got his polaroid slung over his shoulder for use later on…

She had enough with the former and want to have fun with the ladder.

“Okay okay. Whatever you say. You got all the family jewelry in the bag right?”

Brings back a memory….my father kept joking about me buying an aluminum ladder and eloping….HA!

One of my uncles, in a small Kentucky town, had one sone and five daughters.

He always said that there’d be a ladder, and twenty bucks for bus-fare for each and every boy coming by.

(fusilier

James 2:24

Click, bang. What a hang. Her “daddy” just shot poor me.

And as I slip away, I hear her say…

“Choke me, daddy. Harder. Harder! Now pull my hair… ”

She fell for any man that climbed her corporal ladder.

when that ‘wall’ was in news – i posted i wanted to open a Ladders’R’Us in Mexico

A ladder and a first generation Walkman by the looks of it. (And if that comment doesn’t “date me”, I don’t know what will!)

“What’s in the suitcase?” “Toys !”

HER: Quick! Take this!

HIM: Ummmm, I’m here for your sister.

HER: Yeah. She told me to take her place just before I clubbed her one last time.

HIM: She always was fickle. C’mon, the meter’s running.

“Cantaloupe”. There. Someone had to say it.

No woman can resist a man with a purse. And a man with a ladder must be a handyman! A catch any of the other girls in the bowling league would jump at!

Or “fell on any man with a ladder.” Repeatedly.

Next, on Springer……Men who sleep with their mother in laws daughters!!!

“Ladder Salesman”!!!! I love this comic strip!!! If you can put stuff into the strip and have fun, then this is the comic for you!!!

“The house is on fire. Children, let’s leave quietly. Or you will wake up your father.” – Rodney Dangerfield