Herman by Jim Unger for January 19, 2022

The tuba player was feeling weak today and he had to help out.

That only happens to me in dreams. I’ll start to go somewhere and realize I forgot my pants.

So his beat’s not off?

To paraphrase Mae West, is that a baton in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

This is why you try for seats six rows back.

Should’ve had suspenders.

This is a guy that should wear suspenders.

This speaks to the man’s priorities, certainly.

And he was feeling pretty cold down there – he’s a superconductor.

Now please put your baton away.

Nothing like true dedication to one’s music. However, bowing is another thing entirely.

His legs look like a couple of hairy toothpicks stuck in a potato.

Bugs Bunny would be proud.

It was planned. He is actually making a statement of disdain for the audience.

And he’ll wonder why the applause.

People wanted to run but it was like looking at a train wreck…you couldn’t bring yourself to turn away..,

Real life hazards of having front row seats. Oh Lord, don’t let him bend over.

Sing along and follow the bouncing ball.

We will continue after a brief intermission.

I’m a little worried about the final movement!

He’ll wait until the tuba solo before he pulls them back up

Some things are more important than nonexposure.

He really knows how to belt them out.

That will teach him not to get to animated for those high notes.

Guy’s a pro.

…never missed his pants unfortunately for the audience.

Best part of the entire performance!