Goat keeps setting up these gags, always suggesting positive things just to have Rat or Pig demonstrate that they will not do them. Goat is not helping.
I use a similar thought pattern to eliminate road rage. As guys, we all think we’re pretty good behind the wheel; so whenever I have to jump on the brakes to avoid some numbskull, I remind myself of “Noblesse Oblige”. That is, those of us with exceptional skill must be forgiving of the rest.
I would never set a goal like that. I’m already superior to everyone else. Some people say I’m conceited, but being conceited is a flaw, and I don’t have any.
So basically Rat will forever be jealous of everyone else. He already thinks he’s superior to everyone else, and has for years. But he just admitted he’s trying to become superior to everyone else.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Has Rat figured out a way to get taller?
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) over 2 years ago
Rat should build a rocket and then fly to Mars, then boom he’s superior
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
Sing along with Basil: “Oh lord, it’s hard to be humble . . .”
Robin Harwood over 2 years ago
That should work.
Caldonia over 2 years ago
Goat keeps setting up these gags, always suggesting positive things just to have Rat or Pig demonstrate that they will not do them. Goat is not helping.
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
I tried to improve myself, but stopped when I started turning blue.
Gent over 2 years ago
Hey, kids. Which two panels are exactly alike?
djlactin over 2 years ago
What rat describes in the last panels is ‘envy’!
nosirrom over 2 years ago
I envy him for trying.
einarbt over 2 years ago
Rat got Goat again.
Kayak_Brian over 2 years ago
I still would rather work with Rat than the rat I work with here.
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
But Rat, if you become so superior, you will be the greatest of all time, i.e. the G.O.A.T.! :D
cdward over 2 years ago
Rat … the icon for all the miserable people in the world.
bwoodruf Premium Member over 2 years ago
I mutely enjoy your daily excursion into my Rat mind. Thanks
Geophyzz over 2 years ago
I use a similar thought pattern to eliminate road rage. As guys, we all think we’re pretty good behind the wheel; so whenever I have to jump on the brakes to avoid some numbskull, I remind myself of “Noblesse Oblige”. That is, those of us with exceptional skill must be forgiving of the rest.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
When all your dreams come true, everyone will be jealous. Especially if you get to be with a girl whose way out of your league.
Ofissa Pup Premium Member over 2 years ago
Do you get the same pay when you get four panels out of one drawing?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
RAT is delusional in his rationality….
Purple People Eater over 2 years ago
I would never set a goal like that. I’m already superior to everyone else. Some people say I’m conceited, but being conceited is a flaw, and I don’t have any.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Rat is beyond conceited
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hmmmm…condescension or jealousy – tough call!
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Whatever happened to “Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth”?
ozmodiar over 2 years ago
Looks like panels 1 & 3 are the same. And panels 2 & 4.
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
Rat is correct. That IS one way.
AndreasMartin over 2 years ago
Rat-Zen is like no other Zen.
kaffekup over 2 years ago
“Becoming so superior” sounds like a lot of work for Rat. He’s more of a “Be so superior” kinda guy.
knight1192a over 2 years ago
So basically Rat will forever be jealous of everyone else. He already thinks he’s superior to everyone else, and has for years. But he just admitted he’s trying to become superior to everyone else.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Rat is ever the contrarian, isn’t he?
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Rat is secure in his own skin.
And the whole world is not jealous of him!
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
I think Rat has a lot of company. Or is it competition?