Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 30, 2021

Percussions? I guess he means the tiny timpani (so small you need to sit to play them) and a high hat (so high you have to stand to play it rather than sitting as usual).

The cymballism is beyond me…

And that’s the name of that tune.

As they always say, The pen is mightier than the Schubert.

Someone’s going to be facing the music soon enough.

at least his teeth will be straight.

Eh??

S’what happens when the individual goes against the legal kennels of the large firms. A military strategist wrote that if you meet the enemy with overwhelming force, they will withdraw to reconsider their battle strategy.

“Billable hours” is the name of that tune.

Ba dum bum.

This orchestra will never play as there will be legal problems with anything and nothing until the orchestra members are all dead. Maybe even legal issues after that too.

The soloist is part of the percussion section. He plays the gavel.

Lawyers should be heard and not seen.

And the Jan. 6th Opera continues…

Strings and winds? Are they having Yo-Yo Ma play?

The Legal Orchestra? That should be strings-attached and windbags up front.

Who is the conductor ?

The concert band I play in, the Columbia Community Concert Band, is a 501C(3) nonprofit corporation which follows the law quite well. We also adhere to copyright laws as well. The director forbids the recording of the program for the purpose of posting on facebook or youtube or other social media unless we have the permission of the composer/arranger in writing.

Son-in-law is a lawyer, very nice guy with high moral standards. Not sure how he can make a living.

“…featuring our soloist on retainer.”

Is that anything like a mouth harp?

The repercussions soloist has crooked teeth?

Not far from the truth durning my many year working in the court system

I don’t mean to horn in, but clearly the whole setup has strings attached. The real problem is all the sax and violins in society anyway.

It’s hard to get a good tone out of a retainer. I know; I used to wear braces.

A Happy and Covid Free New Year to all my friends especially the artist.